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    captainbarteltz5wi
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    <div class=”thread-info” role=”presentation”><span class=”thread-date” role=”presentation”><span class=”short” title=”Thu, Aug 21, 2014 at 6:06 AM” role=”presentation”>Today at 6:06 <span class=”ampm”>AM</span></span> </span></div>
    <div class=”thread-body” id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4795″ role=”presentation”>
    <div class=”body undoreset” id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4794″ tabindex=”0″ role=”gridcell”>
    <div id=”yiv6069447445″><span style=”font-family: arial,helvetica;”><span style=”font-family: arial,helvetica;”><span id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4792″ style=”font-family: Arial; font-size: x-large;”><b id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4791″>Some great reminders to start your day</b></span><b></b></span></span><span style=”text-decoration: underline;”>God–One liner reminders
    </span>
    Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
    Until you try to sit in their pews.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Many folks want to serve God,
    But only as advisers.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    It is easier to preach ten sermons
    Than it is to live one.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose,
    But mosquitoes come close.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    When you get to your wit’s end,
    You’ll find God lives there.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
    Middle of the road,
    And back of the church.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Opportunity may knock once,
    But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Quit griping about your church;
    If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    If a church wants a better pastor,
    It only needs to pray for the one it has.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until
    he is dead. So why should you?
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Some minds are like concrete
    Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Peace starts with a smile.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    I don’t know why some people change churches;
    What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Be ye fishers of men. You catch ‘em – He’ll clean ‘em.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Stop, Drop, and Roll won’t work in Hell.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

    <span id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4793″ style=”font-family: arial,helvetica;”><span id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4850″ style=”color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: large; background-color: #ffffff;”></span><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: large; background-color: #ffff00;”>Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
    </span><span id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4846″ style=”color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: large; background-color: #ffffff;”>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Forbidden fruits create many jams.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    God grades on the cross, not the curve.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    God loves everyone,
    But probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    He who angers you, controls you!
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Prayer:
    Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    The task ahead of us is never as
    great as the Power behind us.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    The Will of God never takes you to where the
    Grace of God will not protect you.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    We don’t change the message,
    The message changes us.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    You can tell how big a person is
    By what it takes to discourage him/her.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    </span><span id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4845″ style=”color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: large; background-color: #ffff00;”>The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
    1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
    </span><span id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4838″ style=”color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: large; background-color: #ffffff;”>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    If this blessed you in a profound way today,
    Share it with a few friends to bless them!
    I bet someone else will LOVE it too.
    </span><span id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4844″ style=”color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: large; background-color: #ffff00;”>There is no greater treasure than a good friend!</span><span id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4843″ style=”color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-large; background-color: #ffffff;”><b id=”yui_3_16_0_1_1408624082699_4842″>And God is your best friend–always</b></span></span></div>
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    captainbarteltz5wi
    Participant

    Today at 6:06 AM

    Some great reminders to start your day

    God–One liner reminders

    Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
    Until you try to sit in their pews.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Many folks want to serve God,
    But only as advisers.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    It is easier to preach ten sermons
    Than it is to live one.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose,
    But mosquitoes come close.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    When you get to your wit’s end,
    You’ll find God lives there.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
    Middle of the road,
    And back of the church.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Opportunity may knock once,
    But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Quit griping about your church;
    If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    If a church wants a better pastor,
    It only needs to pray for the one it has.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until
    he is dead. So why should you?
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Some minds are like concrete
    Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Peace starts with a smile.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    I don’t know why some people change churches;
    What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Be ye fishers of men. You catch ‘em – He’ll clean ‘em.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Stop, Drop, and Roll won’t work in Hell.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Forbidden fruits create many jams.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    God grades on the cross, not the curve.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    God loves everyone,
    But probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    He who angers you, controls you!
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    Prayer:
    Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    The task ahead of us is never as
    great as the Power behind us.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    The Will of God never takes you to where the
    Grace of God will not protect you.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    We don’t change the message,
    The message changes us.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    You can tell how big a person is
    By what it takes to discourage him/her.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
    1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
    *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
    If this blessed you in a profound way today,
    Share it with a few friends to bless them!
    I bet someone else will LOVE it too.
    There is no greater treasure than a good friend!

    And God is your best friend–always


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    narnian
    narnian
    Participant

    Hi, Captain…

    I really like those….and yes, God must be in the pilot seat!


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    carross
    carross
    Participant

    Great, I think I will keep these.

    Thank you, Carol


    #5276352 Report Abuse
    shortbreadlover
    shortbreadlover
    Participant

    these are keepers.  ilike them and plan to forward them to my friends


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