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    THE HAIRCUT

    Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’
    The florist was pleased and left the shop.

    When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for
    Him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.
    The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I can not accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

    The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
    Were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

    BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

     

     

     


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    Why did the cub have to wear the homemade outfits?

     

     

    Because his mom sewed it with her bear hands!

     

     

     


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    A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan’. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ”But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

     

     


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    lololol!


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    A man and his wife, now in their 60′s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.

    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger…

    Whoosh…immediately he turned ninety!!!

    Gotta love that fairy!


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    that fairy is FUNNY!


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    MID TERM EXAM

    Students in an advanced Biology class
    were taking their mid-term exam. The last
    question was, ‘Name seven advantages of
    Mother’s Milk.’

    The question was worth 70 points or none at
    > all.

    One student, in particular, was hard put to
    think of seven advantages.
    However, he wrote:

    1) It is perfect formula for the child.

    2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

    3) It is always the right temperature.

    4) It is inexpensive.

    5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

    6) It is always available as needed.

    And then the student was stuck.

    Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang
    indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

    7) It comes in two attractive containers and
    it’s high enough off the ground where
    the cat can’t get it.

    He got an A.

     


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    What did the policemen say to the midget who was complaining of being pick pocketed?

     

    I didn’t think someone would stoop so low.


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    A Visit To The Doctor

    A man goes in to see his orthopedic doctor and tells him he has a problem with his left leg.
    The doctor asks what the problem seems to be.
    The patient says that his leg is talking to him.
    The doctor looks at him in amazement as says, “Really?”
    The man asks, “Can’t you hear it?”
    Doc says, “No, not really…”
    So, the doctor gets out his stethoscope and listens to the man’s knee. Sure enough, he hears a voice say, “I need money!”
    Wow! He listens again at the shin and hears the voice say, “I need money!”
    Shocked, he listens at the ankle and hears the voice once more, “I need money!”
    The doctor turns to the patient and says, “This is much worse than I thought.”
    The man asks, “What is it?”
    The doctor responds, “Your leg is broke in three places!”


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