JOKES , ANIMATIONS AND LOTS OF LAUGHTER,

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    those are good!  Especially #1!


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    :)


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    CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY

    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

    Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

    Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.

    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs

    .Lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.


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    Stuff You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know
    Men can read smaller
    print than women can; women can hear better.

    Coca-Cola was originally green
    It is impossible to lick your elbow.
    The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to  work: Alaska
    The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
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    The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%


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    Photo: Hey Girlfriends, don't worry about losing weight,  just eat healthy!


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    Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks.  The first blonde said “Those are deer tracks” .  The second blonde said “No, those are elk tracks”.  The third blond said “No, those are moose tracks”. 

    They were still arguing when the train hit them.


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