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    Jan
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    THE POOPIE LIST
    Bathroom Humor at its finest:

    Ghost Poopie
    The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

    Clean Poopie
    The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    Wet Poopie
    The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.

    Second Wave Poopie
    This happens when you’re done Poopie-ing and you’ve pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

    Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
    The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    Gassy Poopie
    It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

    Drinker Poopie
    The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    Lincoln Log Poopie
    The kind of Poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

    Corn Poopie
    Self-explanatory.

    Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
    The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

    Spinal Tap Poopie
    That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

    Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
    The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

    Liquid Poopie
    The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

    Mexican Poopie
    It smells so bad your nose burns.

    The Surprise Poopie
    You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you’re about to fart, but oops…….a Poopie!!!

    The Dangling Poopie
    This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose


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    Sandy K.
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    Oh My Goodness ,Thats just to funny .

    Sandy K.


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    plantdoctorzn4
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    All I can say is…”STUPID”.


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    Jan
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    this is political???

    Joanne–did you go read the old post over in BYC–it goes back many years

     


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    jcolbert40
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    From the BYC???  And you aren’t allowed to post political stuff????


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    Gayle
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    Oh My Lord, Jan  TMI for me


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    SunshineNY6
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    [quote user="growingranny_va_z7"]I can see how it would have been really funny at the time but I didn’t think it was funny here. [/quote]

     

    I couldn’t agree more.


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    Gayle
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    [quote user="growingranny_va_z7"]Sounded like something a bunch of 12 year old boys would like. But then that is only my opinion.[/quote]

      Mine too.  I didn’t even read it all the way through.  I’m a long way from being a prude but I found this gross & inappropriate.  Sorry Jan.  I know you didn’t write it but still. 


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    growingranny_va_z7
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    Wendy I can see how it would have been really funny at the time but I didn’t think it was funny here. Sounded like something a bunch of 12 year old boys would like. But then that is only my opinion.


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    SunshineNY6
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    For the record, I didn’t care for this crappy reply in that post over in BYC.

    But, in defense of what turned into a very funny thread,  it started back in 2005 long before we were able to edit or delete  a post.  The poster was telling a story of being invited to a “pool” party.  A little typo turned into an innocent post into a rather humorous one.

    Just goes to show you that you cannot take back what you send into cyberspace.  That thread has become a BYC classic.  We had a lot of fun times back then.


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    jcolbert40
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    [quote user="jaowl_IA_zn5"]this is political???[/quote]

    Jan, what I meant was, this stuff is allowed, but political talk isn’t.  This sounds like 7th grade humor.


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