
Anita Stevens of Fairmont, West Virginia, says she always sets out peanuts to attract backyard birds, like this northern cardinal. What do you think this bird would say if he could talk? Leave a comment below and we’ll publish one of our favorite captions in the next issue.
Sally says
Are you for real?
Kim says
Hello there are you ok?
Bill says
“WoW” It’s one of those perpetual birds
Mary Roston says
Whew I’m glad I didn’t look back
Cindy Thiessen says
You’re rather small. Did you lose you Mommy? Are you lost?
Marti says
So, you,re not from around here are you?
Marybeth says
I guess we’re not in Kansas anymore….
Mary Brewer says
You still have to take turns.
KJ says
Hmmm, your kind of quiet aren’t you?
Zachary Johnson says
Let me guess…………purple finch?
Marcy Lapinsky says
Don’t just sit there. Dig in!
Chendy says
“Wow” It’s one of those perpetual Birds!
Wendy Hinsberger says
Pardon Me!!!
Can I have some?
Darby says
Hey, little buddy eat a peanut, that’ll loosen ya up !
Shane says
Hello buddy, Do you bathe here often? May i join you?
ANNE T SMITH says
Say! Did you fly through volcanic ash?
Debbie Ohara says
Hey buddy, I think you may have partied too much or had too much glue ton in your diet. You look a little stoned to me!
Debbie Oliver says
Whoa! You had a tough winter aye?
Bethany Bentley says
Do you come here often?
Valerie Taresh says
Hey there! What’s your sign?
Karen Eastman says
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
Fred says
Mind if I join you??
Zuzanna Kalinowski says
“Eh hello, hello… Are u ignorin me?”
Joni Cook says
Alittle on the stiff side are we?!
Paulette L McNally says
This guy is always the first one here.
Abbie says
Hahahahaha!!!!
Anna Read says
Indeed 🙂
DANNY SHAFFER says
I warned ya about that “Don’t look back Claus in your bible”.
Ragman says
LOL!
Lynda Lesperance says
Are you busy tonight?
Andrea Hart says
Have we met?
Catherine Sternitzky says
Do I know you??
Marjorie Cohen says
This is My Choice. Do I know you??
Catherine Sternitzky says
Do I know you?
Pam Nichols says
Excuse me, do you mind if we share?
E K says
Hmmm, I see big boy, the strong and silent type…
Valerie says
You look familiar!
Valerie says
Don’t I know you?
Nancy Krease says
Hey, want some?
Linda Bailey says
Don’t talk much, do you buddy?
Rosanne J. says
Mmmh, he’s giving me resting finch face!
Phyllis Barringer says
Okay, stop being so stone-faced!
Sue says
We have to stop meeting like this.
stanley m. gibson says
We meet again! or ” Been here long?”
Caryl Gallagher says
Come on, live a little and have a drink.
Michael Klarke says
Okay. All in favor of forming our own blue man group, raise a wing.
Dave says
You Ok?
Vernon says
A! Wassup!
Ann says
Been here long?
R. Worley says
You don’t say much. I like that.
R. Worley says
I think I am prettier than this guy
Donnie Woods says
You allergic to peanuts?
Debra Claussen says
Hows the chow?
Debra Claussen says
You come here often?
Connie Hoffman says
What I would have said.
Linda says
You were so kind to invite me over for an early snack. Next time come over for brunch.
Joann Celozzi says
Excuse me, I thought you said the party started at 2:00! Where the flock did everyone go?
Jennifer Curtis says
YIKES! Do you need the heimlich?!??!
Cecelia says
Man! What happened to you?
Darrin P says
You okay bro?
R. Blackwell says
Never saw you before. Are you new in he neighborhood?
Angela E. says
Are you feeling okay?
Connie Young says
What did you say your name is??
Lisa says
Boo!
Nikki Noffsinger says
No, please, after you!
irry0712 says
Boo
irry0712 says
Boo!
Cindy Marshall says
What, you don’t want to share!
Donna says
Hey Good Looking! You come here often?
Donna C says
You’re not from around here. Are you?
stanley m. gibson says
Did you say something?
Sharon Velenosi says
Are you new around here?
Karen Crain says
I’ve never seen you here before. Do you come here often?
sandra bauman says
I know this is cliche, but haven’t I seen you somewhere before?
Kathy Rickards says
Are you even LISTENING to me!??
Kelly says
Lol, good one!
An Lane says
You arent going today all of them,can we share them?
An Lane says
to eat all of them take out today
Tom & Amy Noland says
cat got your tongue ?
Ron Hill says
Pardon me sir, or madam. Do you intend to eat all these nuts or may I have some too?
I said, Pardon me.….
LuAnne Geoffrion says
Cat got your tongue?
Linda says
Now I know Medusa is real!
Helen Emmerson says
Turned to stone, not looking that way!
Warren Austin says
Uh do i know you
Robin Hartley says
Hi there! Don’t eat it all. I’m hungry.
Susan M. Elder says
Who invited you????
Claudette Talmadge says
I said-“Hello!” “Earth to bird!”
Robert Schommer says
Are you alright?
Aubrey Velin says
Are you feeling okay, Bob?
George P Hall says
Whooooooooo are Youuuuuuuu???
Linda A says
Hey Pal, how are the peanuts today?
Mary McElroy says
Do you mind?! I don’t like to share!
Christine Clark says
Excuse me, are you in line?
Amanda Frost says
“Just how long have you been coming here?”
Grayden Kemp says
Helloooooo!Pssst.Hellooooooo
Lois Hebert says
How you doing?
Melanie says
Been here long?
Diane Mazer says
Hey little dude..r u OK?
Margie says
Oh man…did you wake up feelin’ stiff AGAIN?
Brian Mann says
You come here often?
Sandy Crowley says
You lookin’ at me?
Bruce Ringenberg says
Hi my name is Red what is yours?
Carol Axelbaum says
hmm…, if I eat this, will the same thing to happen to me?
Roberta Headley says
Hey have you been here before?
Joy Cornell-Baker says
Whoa!!! Why are you so petrified? Is the water that cold?
Pauline Morris says
What’s up kid? You got a problem?
Janet says
You look familiar. Have we met before?
Rachel says
YEA I’m TALKIN TO YOU
Kathy Keller says
Are we the first at the party?
Kathy Keller says
Fancy meeting you here !
Michelle Roedel says
Mind if I join you?
Kris Ross says
Awww will you be long? Im thirsty too…..
Suzy Necessary says
Are you ok little guy
Linda Borries says
I haven’t seen you around here before!
Miné Huser says
Are you new to the neighborhood?
Holly says
George? Is that you?
Glenda says
Looks like you got a nice clean shave!
Gary says
Come here often?
Lyn Brown says
Cat got your tongue?
Jamie George says
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
Marcy Daniels says
Hello. What’s the matter, cats got your tongue?
Tracy Southard says
Come here often?
June W. says
Do I know you?
Joann Celozzi says
Are you for real? You’re kidding me right. Okay where’s the camera for Birds and Blooms.
Diane Stinebaker says
Do you come here often?
nancy simonson says
your cute! how about a date?
Beverly Sheils says
I’ve been waiting and waiting for you. Fly away now, it’s MY turn.
Lydia Bourque says
Hey, do you need a friend?
Sarah Walsemann says
Guess he’s still froze up from winter!
Kelly Berry says
It’s just a bowl, why are you so attached to it?
sandy foster says
well hello friend
Sandy Franks says
Well Hello there!
Carmen Rogne says
Hey guy! Are you stoned?
B.J. says
Carole Edwards says
Hey buddy, why so quiet ?
Nancy DeRiso says
Hey there Bud, by chance you new in this neck of the woods? Just wondering, haven’t seen you here before at this feeder anyway, BUT, never know, we might get to bee…..How do those human’s say it???….Birds of a feather, flock together!! I think that is how it goes…Hmmmm… I seem to be chatting away here and not letting you get a word in edge wise!! So what’da think there my Good Feathered Friend????
Janet says
guess you don’t wanna talk about it?!
Linda says
Excuse me. Would you happen to have any grey poupon?
Gayla Andreae-Pate says
Are you listening to me?
Chris Lewis says
Dude! I’ve been looking all over for you, the party’s at MY feeder!
Kathy Saint says
So, do you think this red suit makes me look fat?
C. Sab says
Mabel, why won’t you talk to me?
Mike Boettcher says
Oh No! I told you not to look into Medusa’s eyes!
Saphira Rain says
…mind if I have a drink?
Jack says
Excuse Me, is this perch taken?
bernice nettles says
Well, aren’t you just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in chocolate… hehe
Kelly says
Lol!
Joyce says
Hey dude would you like to share my nuts!
Helen Seifert says
What are you doing here?
Toni Teague says
Hey little buddy, you here again?
Marcia says
Wow your sure a cold one.
Marcia says
How can you set still so long?
Kristen Varbel says
Is this what happens when you eat at this feeder?!
Diane Hardt says
Oh, I thought I knew you…
Kris Curtis says
Do you ever wake up?
Kris Curtis says
Still sleeping?
Sally says
HELLLOOOOO!!! I’m talking to you!!!
Michael says
LOL
Alva Wood says
Stoned again!!!
JOY ADAMS says
What’s up Doc?
Ronald G. Niebergall Jr. says
Waiting Long?
Shirley Harper says
Hey, you come here often?
Mary Ann Mc Garvey says
Do you mind if I join you?
Liza Peniston says
Has my wife passed by yet? Yes! Whew! Thanks for hiding me from her!
Ali Long says
Cheer – Cheer – Cheer to you my friend.
Carolyn Spivey says
Where u from. We don’t have birds of your color around here.
B.J. says
You’ve got the face only a mother could love!
Pat Charleville says
Dude, you’re looking pretty pale. Have some peanuts, put some color back in your face.
Pat Charleville says
Dude, you’re looking pretty pale. Have some peanuts, put some color back in those feathers
Pat Charleville says
Just because I wear red, doesn’t make me Santa Claus
Sandy Atkins says
Excuse me. Are you new here?
CarolLynne Kirch says
Hi! Come here often?
Roberta L. Paddgett says
Roberta says : You don’t move much. Are you tired?????
Linda Wright says
Who are you?
Linda Wright says
Did you say something?
Roberta L. Paddgett says
Whats the matter,did you get too much water????
Sandy says
Hey, you cold?
Brian Yakey says
Excuse me, but do your parents know where you are?
Sandy says
Hey, you need a blanket?
Sarah Alley says
Well hello there stranger. Are you new around here? I don’t believe I know you. Let me introduce myself. I’m Jack. Helloooo…I said are you new around here? Mind if I have a bite? I’m pretty famished.
Cheryl Stahl says
Me thinks I see a Tweety bird!
Margaret Lunt says
Hello, Have we met?
Charski says
Pardon me, Sir, may I see your invitation?
Sandy Tomlinson says
My invitation said cardinals only peanut affair.
Tom West says
Man, those guys in Washington have got to do something with control of stuff put on the peanut fields!!!!
Patricia Eldredge says
Is this seat taken?
Donna Lab says
Are you okay Tweetie?
Katie says
Excuse me! Can I get some privacy here??
Kathy says
Yeah, it’s that good!!!
Melissa Bonaccorsi says
Excuse me? Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Kathy Castleberry says
Junior??
Tom MacSweeney says
So, anything specific I should know about these peanuts?
Vanessa says
Oh, sorry, were you done?
Donna Rhodes says
Hello!!! I asked you a question. How’s the water? Do you mind if we share a drink?
Michael says
Excuse me, you do know it’s rude not to answer when someone speaks to you. You must have voted for Donald Trump.
Buckley says
Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.
Vonda Agan says
New to the neighborhood?
Carol Moon says
If this is healthy, how come you don’t look so good?
Char Carr says
Dude you need to hydrate more.
Cindy Earls says
It’s hard for you to make friends, isn’t it?
Sharon Schuler says
Hey! Don’t judge my dinner date. She’s just quiet.
ellen forson says
Excuse me. Do you mind?
Sandra Morgan says
Are you cast in stone? Hurry up!
Bill says
So, you really do turn to stone if you look at the female human with the funny hat!
Virginia Lyons says
Do you come here often?
Susan Stiene says
You seem a bit stone-faced today.
Lora dePlante says
Really!!!
Jaynie says
Helloo…is anybody in there?
Hallie Addison says
Hmmm . . . u been here a while hatnya buddy.
Marti says
Sooo, you’re not from around here, are you?
Maureen says
Well, aren’t you Stuck Up!
Jackie Simmons says
Why so stoney and cold my little chickadee, I just wanted to share a peanut
Jackie Simmons says
Ok already I just wanted to go on date, not marrige, stop the cold stoned act
Terry says
So, your saying there are no Hemp seeds in this neighborhood??
Alice says
Whachu lookin’at Willis?
Hermi Krueger says
Hey, you are in my spot!
Netty Witkowski says
Dude, you need to decrease your iron!
Miriam Poole says
“Mind if I join you?”
Murphy says
Earl! Is that you!!
Murphy says
Earl? Is that you?
Murphy says
I’ll have what he’s having!
Anna Read says
Rocky ? Is that you ?
Anna Read says
Are you stoned at this time of day ???
Anna Read says
That grey hair is really distinguished. You must never, ever colour it.
Shannan says
“Hey, aren’t you…?”
(((OR)))
“Hey, I know you!”
~XOX~
Dale Miller says
Bad reaction to the peanuts, Buddy? You look petrified!
Lorry says
Is this your first time here?
Alison says
Oi! I’m speaking to you!
Tracey says
how many times did I say never look at Medusa….it was so simple just look at her reflection . Now who’s going to be my wing man??
Ragman says
Love it!
Sharon Jerry says
Hey! Are you stoned?
Kelly Berry says
You don’t tweet? Are you living in the stone age?
Rebecca Gammel says
What? Something’s not right
Mary Aldrich says
Dude!!! I told you not to look into the light!!!
Mary Sanders says
Did you pay for that beak job?
marsha sanders says
Hey buddy, the line forms behind me……
Sue says
Whatchu talkin ’bout Willis???
LOLOLOLOLOL
Kellie Martin says
“How long you been here?”
Marian Schultz says
I know I’ve seen you somewhere before.
Amy says
Ok, ONE MORE staring contest….man you’re good at this game!
Mason says
Just too hard headed aren’t you?
Amy Minchew says
I already said “yes!” Have a peanut!
Lauren Gray says
Quick!! Someone call the FBI!! (Finding Bird Importers)
Randy says
Yeah, I don’t talk about it all that much, but I do play ball professionally. Just flew in from St. Louis….
Mr/Mrs Dean S. Musselman says
”Hey , , , You ok” ?
Randy Meyer says
Please, do not be alarmed. My name is Cardinal Rouge, I’ve come to deliver you from this catatonic state that has beset you. Just relax and listen to my voice….
AudreyG says
Hey there, who’s your daddy?
Linda says
Do you come here often?
Barbara Ruiz says
Wellllllll, speak up !!!
Barbara Ruiz says
What do you mean ? havent heard that expression ?
JACK says
I USED TO BE WITH THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS. YOU LOOK LIKE A CUBS FAN.
Mary Freeman says
“Cat got your tongue?”
Mikal van Oene says
I told you, Rocky, the Cardinal rule of being a bird is “Never Set Anything In Stone.”
Mikal van Oene says
I told you, Rocky…. The cardinal rule for being a bird is “Never Set Anything In Stone.”
Darlene Reinoehl says
What the heck?
Donna says
I think the is saying { You looking at me }
Sandy Evans says
You look a little dehydrated, have some water.
Anika Myers says
Buddy, you need some color.
Jan Bolton says
Is this table taken?
DONALD HAIR says
Interesting
Elyse Seebol says
I see you’ve met Medusa.
Richard says
Must have eaten some fermented seed .
He’s plastered .
Babs Denham says
I BEG YOUR PARDON !
Marta says
“What did ya say? I don’t hear so good out of the ear on that side. I said, WHAT did you say? Ok, maybe you didn’t say anything at all..Just my tinnitus again…”
Joan Apfel says
Dude, you give stoned a whole new meaning!
Joan Apfel says
Can you hear me now?
Connie says
Are you ok? You look a little gray around the beak.
Mikey says
Hello, my little Chickadee. Do you have a date for tonight?
Liza Peniston says
Wait a minute! Where’s your crest?
Liza Peniston says
So you won’t look at me!
Liza Peniston says
Would you please look at me!?
Joyce G says
Excuse me but are these your peanuts?
Terry Burkhart says
And Whooo are Youuuu?
Brenda says
I’m talking to you!!
marianne miller says
Hey! Cat got your tongue???
Vicky says
Definitely not a bird as I know them…
Cathy says
“Cat got your tongue?”
Mary C. says
You seem a little stiff. Get out much, little guy?!
Heidi Jensen says
Excuse me, are you going to finish that?
Diane Logeman says
“You new in the neighborhood?”
Shelly Brown says
Pardon me. Is this spot taken?
Randi Mackey says
‘Are you gonna drink, or just sit there?’
Richard Thomas says
I never can get you to blink first!!
Carla Henry says
I think you have a little peanut shell on your beak.
Flor says
So, you go south for the winter?
Kelly Williams says
Buddy, are you just going to sit there or dig in?
Paulette Beasley says
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Evelyn Berry says
Hello, were you hatched in the Petrified Forest?
Marcia Makadon says
Outta my way!
Evelyn Berry says
Pardon me, were you hatched in the Petrified Forest?
Virginia Owens says
Hey good looking. How about a dip with me.
Florence Wheeler says
Hey chickie! Do you come here often?
Tena Kauffman says
Geez, fellow. You need to lay off the “weed” a little bit. You look completely stoned!
Christina Corum says
Excuse me, is this perch taken?
John Guth says
How long have you been waiting for food?
Judy Sowers says
Hey! You’ve been here all day! You’re hogging the peanuts!
christine says
If your lost i will stay with you and help you!
Deborah Brooks says
“Four and twenty blackbirds, baked in a pie. YIKES!, I better get out of here!”
Michael J Nighan says
Haven’t I seed you here before?
Joan Richardson says
if you don’t tell me who you are I’m leaving
Joan Richardson says
If you don’t tell me who you are I’m leaving
Vickie cash says
Not much of a talker are you!
Susan Gill says
“You come here often?”
Helen Sanders says
Duh, You look kind of stoned.
Russell Jones says
Whats in that corn? You look stoned!
Carlene says
Are you done, dad needs a drink
Daryl says
Hey buddy, time to move on!
Bob Schocke says
Hey Buddy, you sure had a bad winter
Dennis Hazelwood says
Come here often?
Robin says
Does the cat got your tongue?
Jon says
I would limit the iron in your diet.
Jon says
I would limit the iron in your diet!
Marilyn Seeley says
Hey! You talkin to me!
Marva Mauthe says
Long trip in from Colorado?…You look totally stoned…
Donna says
Hello…Hello…I think I scared you stiff,sorry
Don R says
WHATEVER!!
Ruth Ann Rhea says
“I guess I’ve been eating too many tacos!”
Kelly Wheatley says
Hey Dude what’s with the stone face?
Sandra Squire says
Pardon me.. is this seat taken?
Marion Sweet says
Mind if I share a drink with you?
David says
This exercise is called the “plank. Builds your abs; loosens you up.
Dick Clough says
Um, I think they put too much iron supplement in this bird seed.
Janice Kilgore says
Good Morning…How ya feeling today?
This is like you are greating a co worker in the morning! We all feel like stone sometimes 🙂
James says
Here’s looking at you kid
James says
” Here’s looking at you kid”
Neva Johnson says
Dude! Are you stoned?
JERI L RADDATZ says
and, your name is?
JERI L RADDATZ says
And………..You’re name is????????
Amy says
Hey little buddy! What’s up with that stoned face of your’s? Did someone steal your nuts this morning?
Mildred Newton says
hey, don’t mean to be critical, but you sure have a stone-cold personality !
Mildred Newton says
you sure have a stone-cold personality !
Vicky says
Here’s looking at you kid!!
Candy DeGiovanni says
Hey cutie, wanna go on a date? I know of a great feeder nearby.
DENISE says
Mind if I join you?
Liz Sirmans says
Hans Solo is that you?
Jon Barnard says
Excuse me…could you please pass the suet..?
Linda Wright says
Pardon me, but I was here first!
Linda Wright says
You look stoned!
Linda Wright says
Were you hatched, or were you etched?
Charlene Jaeger says
So, honey, do you come here often?
Pearl says
Excuse me, Do you come here often?
Mountain Woman says
“Are you Stoned??”
Pat says
How you doin?
laura says
Whassup………?
Laura Mays says
What do you mean by moderation?
Darby B. says
Hey little buddy eat a peanut, you’ll loosen up
Darby B. says
Hey fella, a peanut -a -day will keep that stonefaced look away !
Sue Chappell says
Hey buddy, can we share?
Wanda Dezern says
“Come here often?”
Mary McCaslin says
Dude! How can you stand up so straight in this wind!
Lisa Kerber says
“Can you see me now?”
Jack says
Wow!, I’m not going to eat any of this bird seed.
Sandra Ennis says
Man why you so stiff takes a second look what kind of bird are you
Donna Ward says
Well, don’t just sit there! Dig in!
Bennie Brummett says
It is hard to explain things to a hard head.
Nancy Kress says
Where did you come from?
Esther says
Hey – what are YOU lookin at?
Annie Todd says
Water must have a lot of iron in it….
B.Curtis says
Pardon me- did you hear me? I believe you took my spot!
Sandy Lisko says
“What the heck happened to you?”
Damon L. Cattani says
You look familiar…..Haven’t I seen you here-
before?
Joelle Kelly says
I don’t think we’ve been introduced…
Kaye Gilbert says
I see you’re the strong silent type.
Jamie Boyce says
“Hey. You gonna eat that?”
Shelly Scheanwald says
Pardon me… Is this “seed” taken?
Bob says
Say, Do you know the way to San Jose?
Jean McRae says
My Lord, what scared you ?????
Richard Tritinger says
You look a little stiff this morning my friend!
Michael Fowler says
“You gonna eat, or just stare off into space!”
Tina says
The silent treatment is not going to work with me!
Tina Griffis says
The silent treatment is not going to work with me!
Joyce Reed says
Is this safe to eat?
Joyce Reed says
Is this safe to eat!
Fred Burrows says
What ! Did you see a Ghost ?
Mary says
Are you sure we haven’t met before?
Mary Calamas says
Are you sure we haven’t met before?
Joan McDonald says
What happened to you?
Luanne Fagan says
Please say the blessing.
Luanne Fagan says
Say the Blessing please.
Zelma Shook c/o Pam Wallace says
This stuff must be pretty strong you look stoned! or Mind if I join ya?
Zelma Shook says
This stuff must be pretty strong you look stoned!
Janice Rakes says
Hey, You!!! Scram!!!!
Betti Pardue says
How long did you say you’ve been waiting…!
Joanne Drake says
Can’t you see … I’m concerned about you!
Joanne Drake says
Birds of a feather flock together … but I can plainly see you don’t want to go anywhere with me.
Gabi says
I’ve been trying to get this bird’s attention all morning but he never moved… I wonder if he’s even alive!
Gerry Bishop says
“Aren’t you taking the Stranger Danger thing a little too far, Bro?”
Sara Martinez says
Pardon me, may I go ahead of you? I left my car running.
Kevin Ward says
Hey! I’m talking to you!
Small Mind says
Wheweeee!!!!… I am so glad I let you go first!!
Glenn Kell says
“Kiss-off buddy!”
JUDY WERTSCH says
SHAME ON YOU, STONED AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerome Parson says
Hey little buddy. You feeling ok?
You seem to have lost some of your color.
Jeff Stonebraker says
What’s with the additude?
Debra Boyer says
Oh my heavens…God really can turn me to stone!!
LaVerne Edwards says
Yikes! What’s in this food? You’re looking a little stoned!!
Jeannie Vecchio says
Will I turn to stone too, if I eat this food?
Lynda Angell says
Have WE met before??
Judy Gilkerson says
What’s in the nuts?
Judy Gilkerson says
Are you for real?
Lynn Hicks says
caption: Been here long?
Leona Tindell says
Cat got your tongue?
Tim Hawkins says
I don’t think I will eat the peanuts!
Kevin says
Was Medusa just here?
Judy Blair says
You looking at me kid?
Marie Eisel says
And I thought I was a tad standoffish
Jean Hilker says
“Are you going to eat all of that?”
PATRICIA KAMIN says
HEY ARE YOU PLAYING STATUES OR YOU JUST A STIFF?
Edward Geercken says
Hey. I’m talking to you
Mike Creanza says
Hey buddy, you have a twin. There was a guy here yesterday that looks just like you.
Diane Kuhl says
Hey buddy, get out of my bathtub.
Sue L says
What did you do to get turned to stone?
Joseph Hughes says
Hey little guy! Are you flying south this winter?
Tamara Damren says
Excuse me – but are you just going to sit there?
Patricia Robison says
Well, don’t mind me, I’m just gonna sneak around here and take just one…only one…you can’t see me if I move really slow…
Larene A Adams says
Duuude! What is in these peanuts, maan?!? I am sooo feeling sideways myself!
Melinda Terrell says
Wow what great posture you have!!
Angela Oravetz says
Shoo, shoo, away! Stone deaf, I say!
Linda Whitman says
Hi, I’m Red
Penny Smith says
stayed here the winter did you.
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Deborah Sweet says
Excuse me, may I join you?
Julie C says
So, what do you suggest?The chicken or the beef?
Glen L. Redman says
Helloooo, you come here often
Glen L. Redman says
Hellooo, you come here often.
Mary A. McGovern says
What a stiff!
Cindy Railey says
Hey! I’m talking to you!!!
Cindy Railey says
Hey! I’m talking to you!!!
Nan Gregory says
HEY! I’m talking to you.
Sarah Anderson says
“Don’t look now.. but I think someone is taking a picture of us..”
Mary Goldman says
Hey Buddy. Are you alright? You look stone cold!
Jackie Bankston says
What the heck is IN this water???!!!
Cindy says
I say, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Amy Rhoads says
I’ve heard of hard water but that is ridiculous!!
Marianne Skarshaug says
Come here often ?
Lisa Girl says
My……what a big beak you have!!
Beverly Frank says
You say this seed is bad for your health?
Kitty Carty says
Hey bud, it’s my turn now. Move over!
Fred Handelman says
Is it any good ?
Frank says
So, Botox, you say?
Nancy Holscher says
Hey! Are you okay. You haven’t moved for the last 10 minutes!!!
Gail Boundy says
HEY!!!! I’m TALKING to you!!!
Kathy Z says
Are you new to the neighborhood? You don’t look familiar.
Nan Gregory says
HEY! I’m talking to you!
Monica George says
Does this look like a table for two?
Annie says
Ah, HellOo! I’m a lot bigger than you and I am red. Shouldn’t you be flying away by now?
Brenda Beasley says
Are you hungry?
Brenda Beasley says
You don’t look like my kind!
Jeri Raddatz says
“And……. what did you say your name is?”
Vivian K. Schoffstall says
Looks like you been here for awhile so I’ll just take a nut and fly off into the sunset.
Matt Stanley says
Are you lookin at me. ARE YOU LOOKIN AT ME!
Elle says
Really…I didn’t think I was that boring!
Dee Andrews says
“Haven’t I seen you someplace else before”!!
Dee Andrews,
Mississippi
Daisy Green says
Excuse me, Can I buy you a drink?
Karen Antici says
Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Kathleen m rich says
Hey bud, was it something you ate?
Karen Meister says
Way too much botox,…….he can’t move any part of his body!
RAMONA TRUBEY says
YOU THE REAL MCCOY?
Audrey Leach says
Well, who are you?
Cyndi Snokhous says
“Mom said I was meeting Uncle Phil here. You’re not Uncle Phil!”
Bonnie-Lee Shinn says
I don’t think I better drink this water! it turned HIM to Stone!
Ginger Clardy says
Son, I told you to stay out of that mud puddle.
Dennis Clardy says
Why don’t you cheep like the rest of the birds?
Diana Stobert says
Hello, have we met before?
Betty Martin says
Hey! Move over! You’ve been here long enough!
Candy Bock says
Hi, Come here often?
jeanne soares says
Ah, the strong, silent type…
Renee Thomas says
I just love blind dates, don’t you? I said, I JUST LOVE BLIND DATES , DON’T YOU?
Renee Thomas says
Now, don’t you worry, Cecellia, nothing chiseled is written in stone.
Renee Thomas says
No need to be troubled, CC nothing in cement is chiseled in stone.
Renee Thomas says
Don’t you remember? I said that I’ll be the one wearing RED.
Renee Thomas says
Don’t you think your riigity complicates our communication?
Renee Thomas says
What’s it like to ” see and speak no evil ” ?
DIANNE PELOQUIN says
Excuse me-is this seat taken?
Charles Ruppert says
What’s the matter, not hungry?
PT Levin says
Oh my! George, old pal, you’ve really aged!
Patty Davenport says
Do I know you?
Martie in CA says
Hey Sweet Thing, mind if I join you for dinner?
Wanda Rodgers says
Welcome to the birdbath. It’ll make you perty perty perty!
MALIENE BRANNON says
“Are you lonesome tonight?”
Steve says
U talking to me?
paula says
Your posture is perfect!!
Paula says
Your posture is perfect!!!
Janie May says
Somebody call 911! She’s not breathing!
Cindy Marshall says
Hello, I said Hello!
Kent Hall says
What’s your problem? Cat got your tongue?