Caption This! A Stone-Faced Stranger

Are you for real?

Are you busy tonight?

Do I know you??

You allergic to peanuts?

You come here often?

Boo

What, you don’t want to share!

You’re not from around here. Are you?

Hi my name is Red what is yours?

Hey have you been here before?

What’s up kid? You got a problem?

YEA I’m TALKIN TO YOU

Fancy meeting you here !

Awww will you be long? Im thirsty too…..

I haven’t seen you around here before!

George? Is that you?

Come here often?

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

Come here often?

Are you for real? You’re kidding me right. Okay where’s the camera for Birds and Blooms.

Hey there Bud, by chance you new in this neck of the woods? Just wondering, haven’t seen you here before at this feeder anyway, BUT, never know, we might get to bee…..How do those human’s say it???….Birds of a feather, flock together!! I think that is how it goes…Hmmmm… I seem to be chatting away here and not letting you get a word in edge wise!! So what’da think there my Good Feathered Friend????

Excuse me. Would you happen to have any grey poupon?

Dude! I’ve been looking all over for you, the party’s at MY feeder!

Mabel, why won’t you talk to me?

…mind if I have a drink?

Well, aren’t you just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in chocolate… hehe

Hey little buddy, you here again?

How can you set still so long?

What’s up Doc?

Hey, you come here often?

Has my wife passed by yet? Yes! Whew! Thanks for hiding me from her!

Where u from. We don’t have birds of your color around here.

Dude, you’re looking pretty pale. Have some peanuts, put some color back in your face.

Is this seat taken?

Excuse me! Can I get some privacy here??

Excuse me? Do you have any Grey Poupon?

So, anything specific I should know about these peanuts?

Hello!!! I asked you a question. How’s the water? Do you mind if we share a drink?

Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.

If this is healthy, how come you don’t look so good?

It’s hard for you to make friends, isn’t it?

Excuse me. Do you mind?

So, you really do turn to stone if you look at the female human with the funny hat!

You seem a bit stone-faced today.

Helloo…is anybody in there?

Sooo, you’re not from around here, are you?

Why so stoney and cold my little chickadee, I just wanted to share a peanut

So, your saying there are no Hemp seeds in this neighborhood??

Hey, you are in my spot!

“Mind if I join you?”

Earl? Is that you?

Rocky ? Is that you ?

That grey hair is really distinguished. You must never, ever colour it.

Bad reaction to the peanuts, Buddy? You look petrified!

Oi! I’m speaking to you!

“Cat got your tongue?”

I told you, Rocky…. The cardinal rule for being a bird is “Never Set Anything In Stone.”

I think the is saying { You looking at me }

Buddy, you need some color.

Interesting

Must have eaten some fermented seed .
He’s plastered .

“What did ya say? I don’t hear so good out of the ear on that side. I said, WHAT did you say? Ok, maybe you didn’t say anything at all..Just my tinnitus again…”

Can you hear me now?

Hello, my little Chickadee. Do you have a date for tonight?

So you won’t look at me!

Excuse me but are these your peanuts?

I’m talking to you!!

Definitely not a bird as I know them…

You seem a little stiff. Get out much, little guy?!

“You new in the neighborhood?”

‘Are you gonna drink, or just sit there?’

I think you have a little peanut shell on your beak.

Buddy, are you just going to sit there or dig in?

Hello, were you hatched in the Petrified Forest?

Pardon me, were you hatched in the Petrified Forest?

Hey chickie! Do you come here often?

Excuse me, is this perch taken?

Hey! You’ve been here all day! You’re hogging the peanuts!

“Four and twenty blackbirds, baked in a pie. YIKES!, I better get out of here!”

if you don’t tell me who you are I’m leaving

Not much of a talker are you!

Duh, You look kind of stoned.

Are you done, dad needs a drink

Hey Buddy, you sure had a bad winter

Does the cat got your tongue?

I would limit the iron in your diet!

Long trip in from Colorado?…You look totally stoned…

WHATEVER!!

Hey Dude what’s with the stone face?

Mind if I share a drink with you?

Um, I think they put too much iron supplement in this bird seed.

Here’s looking at you kid

Dude! Are you stoned?

And………..You’re name is????????

hey, don’t mean to be critical, but you sure have a stone-cold personality !

Here’s looking at you kid!!

Mind if I join you?

Excuse me…could you please pass the suet..?

You look stoned!

So, honey, do you come here often?

“Are you Stoned??”

Whassup………?

Hey buddy, can we share?

Dude! How can you stand up so straight in this wind!

Wow!, I’m not going to eat any of this bird seed.

Well, don’t just sit there! Dig in!

Where did you come from?

Water must have a lot of iron in it….

“What the heck happened to you?”

I don’t think we’ve been introduced…

“Hey. You gonna eat that?”

Say, Do you know the way to San Jose?

You look a little stiff this morning my friend!

The silent treatment is not going to work with me!

Is this safe to eat?

What ! Did you see a Ghost ?

Are you sure we haven’t met before?

Please say the blessing.

This stuff must be pretty strong you look stoned! or Mind if I join ya?

Hey, You!!! Scram!!!!

Can’t you see … I’m concerned about you!

I’ve been trying to get this bird’s attention all morning but he never moved… I wonder if he’s even alive!

Pardon me, may I go ahead of you? I left my car running.

Wheweeee!!!!… I am so glad I let you go first!!

SHAME ON YOU, STONED AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s with the additude?

Yikes! What’s in this food? You’re looking a little stoned!!

Have WE met before??

Are you for real?

Cat got your tongue?

Was Medusa just here?

And I thought I was a tad standoffish

HEY ARE YOU PLAYING STATUES OR YOU JUST A STIFF?

Hey buddy, you have a twin. There was a guy here yesterday that looks just like you.

What did you do to get turned to stone?

Excuse me – but are you just going to sit there?

Duuude! What is in these peanuts, maan?!? I am sooo feeling sideways myself!

Shoo, shoo, away! Stone deaf, I say!

stayed here the winter did you.

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So, what do you suggest?The chicken or the beef?

Hellooo, you come here often.

Hey! I’m talking to you!!!

HEY! I’m talking to you.

Hey Buddy. Are you alright? You look stone cold!

I say, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Come here often ?

You say this seed is bad for your health?

Is it any good ?

Hey! Are you okay. You haven’t moved for the last 10 minutes!!!

Are you new to the neighborhood? You don’t look familiar.

Does this look like a table for two?

Are you hungry?

“And……. what did you say your name is?”

Are you lookin at me. ARE YOU LOOKIN AT ME!

“Haven’t I seen you someplace else before”!!
Dee Andrews,
Mississippi

Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Way too much botox,…….he can’t move any part of his body!

Well, who are you?

I don’t think I better drink this water! it turned HIM to Stone!

Why don’t you cheep like the rest of the birds?

Hey! Move over! You’ve been here long enough!

Ah, the strong, silent type…

Now, don’t you worry, Cecellia, nothing chiseled is written in stone.

Don’t you remember? I said that I’ll be the one wearing RED.

What’s it like to ” see and speak no evil ” ?

What’s the matter, not hungry?