photo: Renee Annis (B&B reader)Renee Annis of Palm Coast, Florida, caught this willet strutting down the sandy beach. “It looks as if the bird has a major attitude,” Renee says. What do you think this bird would say if it could talk? Share your best photo caption in a comment below. We’ll publish one of our favorites in the next issue.
CAROL MAY says
I’m too sexy for my legs!
Lisa Shartzer says
Holy, Moly! Is that a flying fish?
Jane Ward says
WATCH ME,I ‘LL SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE.
Karen Shaw shaw says
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood!
Donna Dinelle says
You looking at ME !
Rabecca Diel says
Oh man! Here comes the big waves!
Ginger Douglas says
” Man, I make this look GOOD”
Ginger Douglas says
“Man, I make this look GOOD”
marjorie Lane Smith says
“How high ‘s the water, MaMa?”
JACQUELINE WRIGHT says
Is the swimsuit a bit much?
judy pickett says
“76 trombones led the big parade”
Mary says
Would anyone like to chacha cha?
paula says
“I’m too sexy for a bird”
Lynda Kacicz says
“I could have danced all night”
Suzanne says
I’m sexy and I know it!!
Jill Rice says
I’m too sexy for my feathers, so sexy it huuurts!
Susan Y Mounkes says
“Did you get my best side?”
Pat Anselmo says
Look at me! I’ve got my strut on now.
Pat Thurmond says
I’m too sexy for the shore…
CJ Robinson says
Is that….that…a… shark!?!
Kathleen Barnard says
You’re fired! I’m President Trump and I don’t like your attitude!
Rnita brosam says
Save the last dance for me….
Colleen says
U put ur left foot in..u put ur left foot out….lol
Glenn Michaels says
Alright you &$#%@ seagulls…that IS NOT funny!
Jan says
Pic a little tap a little
Cheap Cheap Cheap
Tap a lot pic a little
Kathy Tollenaere says
I’m too sexy for my feathers, too sexy for my feathers. I’m too sexy for this beach, too sexy for this beach…
Kelly says
…and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk…
lisa says
You both had my same thought, except maybe we could add ”..wait..catwalk?..”
Sherry Courtney says
Oh no…I’ve got to pee.
Kathy Ruff says
Life’s a dance…enjoy!
Gary Isenhour says
Ladies I’m over here
Sandy says
I am loving the sun in my hair and my feet in the sand!
Kelly Berry says
When you got it, flaunt it!
Irene says
….finally..”Swan Lake”
Susie Berberet says
“Start spreadin’ the news!”
BLake says
Wow, that Arthur Murray dance class really made this sooo easy!
Jyoti says
Look at sky n keep the foot in beach..:)
Sherlynn Aurelio says
How do you like my retired, school’s out forever dance? I’m at the beach while my fellow teachers are sitting in school meetings. I love retirement!!
Vicki Cleghorn says
Who says I don’t have the legs for the Flamingo!?
Loriann Arnold says
“Struttin’ my fluff.”
Kelly Berry says
I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
Carolyn Willingham says
What did I do?
Linda Barichio says
hmm, what was that I just stepped on!
Agatha says
Take your left foot out,
Put your right foot in,
Turn around twice,
And go for a swim!
Venessa L Hall says
I’m ready for my shot, Mr. Demille.
Betty J Burke says
“Come up an’ see me sometime”!
Betty J Burke says
“Come up an’ see me sometime”!
Charlie Peoples says
Dancing With the Waves
Diana Prollock says
I just do “love” an early morning dip!
Antonio Castro says
Look!! Up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane………
William Elliott says
I wanna dance with sombody…
SHEILA BEITLER says
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!
Leigh Perry says
I am SOOOO fine!
Vera Graham says
Hay ma which way to the bathroom!
Cindy Earls says
Wow. That’s one big wave comin’ in.
Mrs. Nancy c blum says
No more excuses
Mrs. Nancy c blum says
No more excuses, I’ve had it!
Sharon says
I’m sexy and I know it!
Debbie Frew says
I’m singin’ in the brine,
just singin’ in the brine,
what a glorious day for singin’ in the brine!
Carol Alvarez says
Oh, yes! I am the best!
Priscilla Paquin says
Hrummph, Well, I never!!!
Priscilla Paquin says
Hrumph! Well, I never!!
Carolyn D'Amico says
Well EXCUSE me!
Pamela Kirk says
And this ladies is how you “strut your stuff!”
Frances Hurst says
O-o-o-oh! Hear that rhythm? I just gotta dance!
Sally Montagne says
What’s going on up there?
Andrew Sinclair says
Whoa! That’s one big wave!
Ken Severe says
What eclipse?
Frances Hurst says
O-o-o-h! Listen to that rhythm! I just gotta dance!
Rhonda Howell says
Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up
Gary Sonnenberg says
Hey, get that drone outta here.
Viola Walters says
Oooh, this water is cold!
Ruth Kopala says
Oooooh, I’m so fine. I can’t stand it.
Cyndi S. says
I strut right by with my beak in the air
Teryl Mandel says
Oh no! I think I peed a little!
Sandra Squire says
I feel maaaarvelous!
Sylvia Seagle says
I feel good like a ballerina should!
Barbara Aldrich says
I saved the last dance for you.
Betty Korpi says
Pretty birdie, strutting down the beach.
Pretty birdie, the kind I’d like to reach.
Pretty birdie…
I can’t believe that this is true…
No bird can look as good as you…
Mercy!
Barbara Williams says
Could I have this dance?
BellaMarie says
I do so want to be an irish dancer, but I have horrible posture…
Mike Parker says
Whoa, that water is COLD!!!!!
Sharon Powell says
If you’ve got it, flaunt it
Ga Neille Posey Hostvedt says
Catch a wave!
sally hudak says
Watch me dance!
Ron Shimanek says
I should have paid attention to that tsunami warning.
Crystal U says
Ya know I got!
Glenda Martin says
Hurry, Snap your picture…I’ve gotta go!
Cameron Farabaugh says
I never signed up to be surfin’.
Renee Thompson says
Eat your hearts out ladies!
Donald R. Muncy says
Look at me I can dance. Can you other guys do this.
Donald R. Muncy says
I’m going to get on TV, and get on that talent show.
Sue Cohen says
Hey, all you chicks–check this out!
Sue Cohen says
Cindy Crawford’s got nothing on me!
Constance Wadley says
Hey girls! Come dance with me so we can mate and have babies.”
Chris Summers says
Oh man, I gotta pee!
Bill says
Hold my beer and watch this!
Rose Buchina says
Hurricane? What Hurricane?
Rose Buchina says
Just look at that surf? It’s to die for!
Marianne mallekoote says
Just strutting my “stuff”!
Virginia Lyons says
Me and my Shadow, strutting down the Avenue
Virginia Lyons says
I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
Anne H says
Just practicing my ballet moves!
Jessica Speir says
Anyone want to Tango?
John Martin says
Oooh, that water is cold!
Lakshmi says
Dance to the tunes of the waves
Tim says
come and dance with me
Liz K says
Puttin’ on the Ritz.
Meredith Webb says
Hey a little help here.
Jessica Speir says
Who wants to tango!
Jeffrey Marsh says
“Next time you come on my beach, I won’t be so easy on ya!”
Mrs. Dwight Barrett says
Bring it on Irma! I’m ready.
Shirley D. Dudgeon says
“Surf’s up!!”
Dawn Dunithan says
My red carpet walk must be perfect.
Deb Pajula says
“Walkin’ on sticks”….
“Puttin’ on the ritz!”
Deb Pajula says
“Walkin’ on sticks”….
“Puttin’ on the ritz!”
Debra Pajula says
“Walkin’ on sticks”…
“Puttin’ on the ritz!”
Mary Ann Cappa says
Finally, I made Runway Week!
Gwen wilbert says
Hey, I can see the space station!!
Nancy Rossley-Barnes says
Dance like nobody’s watching!
Barbara Marsh says
And next we have Ms. Willet, sporting the latest style of feathered mini-skirts, to reveal her matching leggings, which are two sizes too small..
Laura Mickens says
One,two, cha,cha,cha.
Sharon Mathias says
Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, put your left foot in and shake it all about…….
mary selbig says
Sure hope the chicks notice my “BUFF” beach bod
Ellen LaVen says
“ah-yut-tut-chut-tut, and all that jazz!”
Wendy says
Fall is in the air. Enjoy your last beach walk
Joyce Nicholson says
I look good and I know it!!
Carol Parmer says
I’m about to wee-wee down both legs!
Barbara Rafferty says
Quick, shoot, this is my best side!
Leslie Dixon says
I feel marvelous!!
Alyssa schwartz says
One..two..Cha-cha-cha
J Adams says
HA!! Eat your heart out Michael Flatley, you may be Lord of the Dance, but I am King of the Riverdance!
Candy Bock says
‘Hey, big boy, why don’t you come up and see me sometime?’
Cynthia Dencklau says
“Do -wah diddy-diddy dum diddy-do
Terry Frost says
I have the best looking legs on this whole beach…and I know it!
Candy Bock says
‘Hey, big boy, why don’t you come up and see me sometime’.
Susie Hammer says
“You can’t see them but I’m wearing ballet shoes; really I am. Thank you very much.”
Jeanne Licausi says
I’m too sexy for this beach, too sexy for this beach so sexy yeah!!!
Kathie Fehner says
One, two, cha, cha, ooh!
Norma Dalessio says
I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille.
marjorie Lane Smith says
“Maestro…..Please!”
Vickie Grindle says
Bring it on “IRMA!!”
Barbara GAley says
Zipp-a-dee-doo-da -zipp-a-dee-yay
MaryAnn Black says
These hurricanes are killing my vibe
Russ Despain says
Eat your heart out, Mr Hammer. This is what can’t be touched.
MaryAnn Black says
These hurricanes are killin’ my vibe. Be cool, Mother Nature.
Dan says
“Put your left foot in….”
Jenny Collins says
No kiddin’ mom, I REALLY have to go!!
David Book says
Dancing With the Stars, here I come!
Connie Farmer says
I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
JACQUELINE M GASSER says
I know….. I trained at Julliard!!
Connie Farmer says
I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty!
gloria zink says
It’s good to keep one eye on the sky!
Jill Larsen says
Dancing with the Starfish!
BILL TILLINGER SR. says
thank god thay can’t see my big feet!!
Debbi says
Wait for it………wait for it…..RUN!
Kenneth Tronsberg says
If I was you, I’d be jealous of me too.
Brenda Ainsworth says
“NO WAY!”
Peggy Woodrum says
All I want to do is dance!!!
Rosy Dallas says
UH-OH I think that is what they call a tsunami!!
Bernice Trimble says
I’m too sexy for the surf!
Paul Johanson says
Just twisting the day away!
Kristina says
I AM da bird!
Cindie Petersen says
Who says it takes two to Tango!
Patti Earle says
Heeeere I am!! I’m coming! Woo hoo!
Patti Earle says
Wait! WAIT! I’ve got to go potty!!
Ronald Tenhaken says
Anybody looking? I gotta pee.
Chris Cone says
I’m winging this, but really it’s a shore thing!
Ginger Clardy says
Looks like it’s going to be a beautiful day!
Dennis Clardy says
I’m, so bad, I’m so bad…..
Dennis Clardy says
I’m so bad….I’m so bad.
Wanda Jones says
“Well, hello honey. Are you talking to me?”
Faith Gustafson says
Oh figures…I just had my feathers done at the salon!
Bob Reed says
Which way did he go, officer? He was BIG!
Kate Scully says
Twister, anyone?
Lisa McClain says
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s bird-no time to talk. Stayin’ Alive….
Danny S OBrien says
“Billie Jean is not my lover”
June Mumma says
I sure wish I had not worn my new shoes !
June Mumma says
I sure wish I had not worn my new shoes!
Mike Molyneux says
Wow, didn’t see that wave coming!
Jeanni Patton says
John Travolta has nothing on me!
Tami says
“I like to wave as I walk on by”
winona phelps says
Watch this move! I studied at the Royal Sandpiper Theatre!
MJ Jackson says
Lookin’ good and good lookin’.
Brenda Ainsworth says
Sorry! This dance is spoken for.
Karla Pfaff says
‘…and a one, and a two, and turn, step, kick’
Amanda D says
“I”m FABULOUS!”
Carol Lynch says
Ballet, anyone?
Carol Lynch says
Plie´, please.
Jan Osborn says
Huh. Hurricane Irma doesn’t scare me!
Pat Hedlund says
Hey, I’m walking here!
JoDee says
Hey, Baywatch Babes, you have nothing on me. I own this beach!
Joseph Heins says
“I’m just tiptoeing through the tidepools” -Submitted by Joseph Heins -Forest,VA
JACQUELINE M GASSER says
I know…….I studied at Julliard!
Ellen says
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life.
Kimberly says
I refuse to believe summer is ending!
Pat jones says
I’ll show you I can swin!
Pat jones says
I’ll show you I can swim!
Renee Jolley says
Strike a pose! VOGUE!
Patty Hoppenworth says
Oh my that wave looks pretty big, I sure hope it’s not another one of those hurricanes !
Mary L. says
Hell-o World!!!! Here I am!
Connie Lohse says
Why Yes darling I do winter in the “palms” its far too cold in the “Hamptons”!
Karin Healy says
One..two..Cha Cha cha
Stella S West says
Come Get With THIS!
Douglas Hall says
EAT YOR HEART OUT TRAVOLTA!!!!!
Louise Brezillac says
Struttin my stuff!
Cora Frazee says
Look here, I am strutting my stuff!
Carol Hartmann says
“Puttin On the Ritz”
Ginger Douglas says
“Man, I make this look GOOD”
Lori Hubin says
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…!
Judy Bryant says
Is my tutu just “tu” revealing?
Valerie Hall says
C’mon Vogue – Strike the Pose!
Lucy Lowe says
Puttin’ On The Ritz!
Beth Weltin says
Step, step, turn, step, shuffle, spin…no applause necessary.
Katie Hughes says
Hey, look at me! I’m wild and free!
Sandy Crowley says
Oh, I always wait too long! Maybe no one will notice if I just stand here until the tide rolls in and gets me wet!
Dennis Dietrich says
Did you capture my best side?
Lynn Rollins says
May I have this dance, my Lady?
Ricky Parker says
I’m a willet!! I don’t do the chicken dance.
Phyllis Clark says
Am I in the eye of the hurricane?
Linda Wilson says
I’m…too sexy for my shirt….
G. Hasman says
I certainly did not!
Kate Spooner says
Just give me your surf board kid and I’ll show you how to ride the next hurricane!!!
Suzanne Gilbert says
“Look how pretty I am.”
Laurie Johns says
I’m sexy and I know it!!
Mark Pauken says
“…I feel pretty, oh so pretty..”
Amy Pauken says
” I’ve got the moves like Jagger!”
Carole Jenkins says
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
Gayle Turowski says
I’d finish this pirouette if my feet weren’t stuck!
Kelly says
Good one!
Dennis Clardy says
I’m so bad…..I’m so bad…..
Lynn says
I’m not listening to you.
Lynn says
Is this fifth position?
Lynn says
I’m dancin’. Where’s the music?
Lynn says
Anna Pavlova step aside–I’m the swan princess.
Lynn says
Don’t threaten me wave or I’ll report you to the National Park Service.
Lynn says
Is the audience coming by boat? I think they’re late.
Lynn says
Beat one, step, beat two, step…
Lynn says
Why aren’t you looking at me?
Lynn says
I’m the king of this beach!
Pat Roberts says
Fred Astaire has nothing on me!
Linda Field says
Hey, You’all, what do you think of my new summer swimsuit for 2018?
Frank Field says
I “Could Have Missed the Dance.”
(as recorded by Garth Brooks)
Duane Bandel says
1..2..3.. Point, 1..2..3.. Twirl.
Baryshnikov taught me this move!
Pat Oldham says
I’m bringing sexy back.
Mary Gail Lamonte says
Hit it: 5, 6, 7 8! And you thought Carol Burnett had long legs!
Mary Gail Lamonte says
And you thought Carol Burnett had long legs!
George Stevens says
Eat your heart out Swan Lake!
Teri Gailey says
OMG! Look at the size of the next wave!
Katherine Waring says
“Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.”
Lila Lalim says
You don’t say!!
Lila Lalim says
Well, You don’t say!!
shannon freeman says
doesn’t anyone want to dance?
KathySue Roberts says
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty!”
KathySue Roberts
Jane says
I’m practicing for Dancing With the Stars.
Johanna Rutter says
Man this water is cold !!!!
cathy says
Hey, were is everyone!!! It’s gorgeous out here.
donna mcadow says
No Hurricane is going to chase me away!!
Mimi S. says
(Singing) I’m…….too sexy for my wings…….too sexy for my tail…….too SEX-AAAAA…..
Betty Haywood says
“How’d I look?”
judy pickett says
“76 trombones led the big parade”
Kathryn Forry says
“I’m too sexy for my beak!”
Charlene Ferguson says
“Hmmmm, do I have time for a quick dip or should I tinkle first?”
Charlene Ferguson says
“Hmmmm, do I have time for a quick dip or should I tinkle first? “
Esther Koontz says
You don’t scare me!
Lillian Davids says
Hey! Is this pose OK for the magazine cover?
Debbie Farnsworth says
(In Michael Jackson’s singing voice)
“Who’s bad? I’m bad!
Wooooo-ooooo”
HELEN says
Lost my balance when I was going to “EXIT–Stage RIGHT!!”
Pam Howe says
OK Sports Illustrated, I’m ready for my shoot
Arlene DeJesus says
Look at me I’m SANDY B
Arlene DeJesus says
“Look at me! I’m SANDY B!”
Arlene DeJesus says
“Look at me, I’m SANDY B!”
Beth James says
When you’ve got it, flaunt it baby!!!
Sariah Kane says
What do you think of my swan lake dance?
Greg Mandigo says
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!
Doris Eckert says
Everyone wants to be me!
Marlene Green says
Well ! LA DEE DAH!
Jim Swierzynski says
Quick..quick. Where’s the closest restroom.
Alisha Smith says
*Well you can tell by the way I walk, I’m a woman’s man. No time to talk..*
carole Austin says
Hey…..does this make my butt look big?
Nancy Assaf says
Bob Fosse, eat your heart out!!
Wendy A says
“I’m so pretty, I’m so pretty and gay”!
Peggy Sciantarelli says
Oh, dear me! I think it’s going to rain.
Naomi Burns says
I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty . . .
Isabelle Boylan-Nims says
Oh look! A bird!
Deborah Curtis says
“Please allow this Danseur to show you the proper way to Promenade!”
Linda McGrew says
Are you there, God? It’s me, Willet.
Alan Maxwell says
As a matter of fact, I DO own this beach!
James Buckley says
WOW! Looks pretty rough out there today.
Barbie Emco says
Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-ay … .my oh my what a beautiful day!
Janel Stump says
Work It Girl!!!!!!
Helen Barry says
Wait, let me give you my good side!
Barbara Warner says
You WILL NOT rain on my parade!
Lonnia Helton says
Ladies, walk this way!
Andra Bingham says
Well u can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a women’s man: no time to talk
Patricia Pizzo says
What’s up, Mr. Wave? I dare you to try and knock me off my tiptoes!
Bev Ferguson says
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man. No time to talk.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Carolyn Whipple says
Hey, quick, this is my best side. Now maybe I will make it into Birds and Blooms Magazine!
Carole says
Sorry pal, I don’t sign autographs.
Johnette picard says
“Get down Get funky”
“Watch me whip, watch me nah- nah”
Linda Smith says
Fred and Ginger got nothing on me.
Nancy Zellinger says
I can’t hold it any longer!
Ann Gilley says
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out…!
Beverly Ferguson says
You can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man no time to talk.
Ah Ah Ah Ah staying alive
Staying alive
Bob says
Sunshine on my Shoulders !!
Sally Collins says
Who needs the Swan Lake ballet?
Sharon Sheeks says
You don’t say!
Jan Jenkins says
Dancing with the Starfish. One, two, char, char, char….
Deborah Shelton says
I’m walking in sunshine, wo ow, I’m walking in sunshine and I’m startin’ to feel good!!
Kent Hall says
INCOMING!! TAKE COVER!!!
Nancy says
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I,m da man
Candy Thompson says
“Yes, I am auditioning for Dancing with the Stars!”
joyce sechler says
That Hooky Pooky messes me up every time!
joyce sechler says
I know the bathroom’s around here somewhere!
joyce sechler says
I know the bathroom’s around here somewhere!
Anette Lowery says
Ah… Tai Chi
By The Sea
What a wonderful way to start the day.
Linda Lovins says
Isn’t it good to be me!!
Mazie Beck says
Wow! Look at all the fish these waves are bringing in. It’s an all you can eat buffet!
Debra Wilson says
“Truckin’ like a doo dah man”
Amanda Dammel says
Hey, “do you see me now”?
Linda Lovins says
It’s so good being me!
Michael Egry says
She told me to “Walk this way!”
Barbara says
“You know I’m bad I’m bad, you know it!!”
Donna Bechtel says
I’m ready for my close up Mr. DeMille
Donna Bechtel says
I’m ready for my close up Mr. DeMillie
Jody Meizelis says
I could have danced all night… and day.
Jody Meizelis says
I’m practicing for my ballet lessons.
Jody Meizelis says
I’m practicing for my role in the Nutcracker “Dance of the Flowers”. Well, I AM a flower, aren’t I?
Ronald Perry says
Oh that’s the eclipse….I thought it would have been darker!!
Joy Cameron says
Work it, work it. Yup, I own it!
Makayla says
I think I’m going to boogie on down
Judith milam says
Who does he think he is?
Avery Dopher says
I’m sexy and I know it!
Deanna S Sylvester says
Wonderful, marvelous summertime!
Martha Wool says
I’m the prima ballerina in “Swan Ocean”……
paula says
I’m too sexy for a bird”
Karen says
Start the music!
Pat Sweeney says
Darling, I love what you’ve done with these shells!
JEAN RICHMOND says
OH, I’m soo pretty!
Suzanne Dickie says
“Please hold your applause until you see my version of Swan Lake.”
Paula Timpson says
I am a Dancer by heart and the seashore is my stage. Watch me dance dream and discover Joy!
David Stringer says
Goodday Mates!
Joan Florence says
EVERYONE wants to be me!
Simone Sheppard says
So you think YOU can dance!
Ann L. Lightsey says
I knew Exercise would trip me up !
Maureen Christman says
“Okay Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close up”
Janet Rudd says
I’m workin it!
Mildred Hogue says
Does this make me look fat?
John CB says
Whoa! Did you see that?
Summer Smiciklas says
This Spa waits for me, and only me.
Nick smiciklas says
Pardom me Madam, Your bath water is not quite ready!
Leslie smiciklas says
Welcome to the Ocean Spa, may we suggest a seaweed wrap!
melanie Thibodeaux says
I’m so pretty,I’m so pretty I could cry. Oh yes , Did I tell you ? I’m so pretty!
Addi says
I just shaved my legs!
Timothy Thomforde says
Micheal Jackson impersonator
Jo Sherwood says
STRIKE UP THE BAND !
Meredith Braughler says
Don’t come near me or my stylist with those faux feathers!
Abigail rose monsarrat says
”Hey,girls! Lookie here! I’m your man! Well,actually, i’m a willet. But never mind that now!
CL Williams says
I said Good day!
Kim Aston says
I am pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Bill Marshall says
I’m singing in the waves, just singing in the waves!
Nancy E Compton says
Oh look, it’s a bird, no it’s a plane, no it’s………..