photo: Renee Annis (B&B reader)Renee Annis of Palm Coast, Florida, caught this willet strutting down the sandy beach. “It looks as if the bird has a major attitude,” Renee says. What do you think this bird would say if it could talk? Share your best photo caption in a comment below. We’ll publish one of our favorites in the next issue.
I’m too sexy for my legs!
Holy, Moly! Is that a flying fish?
WATCH ME,I ‘LL SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE.
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood!
You looking at ME !
Oh man! Here comes the big waves!
” Man, I make this look GOOD”
“Man, I make this look GOOD”
“How high ‘s the water, MaMa?”
Is the swimsuit a bit much?
“76 trombones led the big parade”
Would anyone like to chacha cha?
“I’m too sexy for a bird”
“I could have danced all night”
I’m sexy and I know it!!
I’m too sexy for my feathers, so sexy it huuurts!
“Did you get my best side?”
Look at me! I’ve got my strut on now.
I’m too sexy for the shore…
Is that….that…a… shark!?!
You’re fired! I’m President Trump and I don’t like your attitude!
Save the last dance for me….
U put ur left foot in..u put ur left foot out….lol
Alright you &$#%@ seagulls…that IS NOT funny!
Pic a little tap a little
Cheap Cheap Cheap
Tap a lot pic a little
I’m too sexy for my feathers, too sexy for my feathers. I’m too sexy for this beach, too sexy for this beach…
…and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk…
You both had my same thought, except maybe we could add ”..wait..catwalk?..”
Oh no…I’ve got to pee.
Life’s a dance…enjoy!
Ladies I’m over here
I am loving the sun in my hair and my feet in the sand!
When you got it, flaunt it!
….finally..”Swan Lake”
“Start spreadin’ the news!”
Wow, that Arthur Murray dance class really made this sooo easy!
Look at sky n keep the foot in beach..:)
How do you like my retired, school’s out forever dance? I’m at the beach while my fellow teachers are sitting in school meetings. I love retirement!!
Who says I don’t have the legs for the Flamingo!?
“Struttin’ my fluff.”
I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
What did I do?
hmm, what was that I just stepped on!
Take your left foot out,
Put your right foot in,
Turn around twice,
And go for a swim!
I’m ready for my shot, Mr. Demille.
“Come up an’ see me sometime”!
“Come up an’ see me sometime”!
Dancing With the Waves
I just do “love” an early morning dip!
Look!! Up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane………
I wanna dance with sombody…
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!
I am SOOOO fine!
Hay ma which way to the bathroom!
Wow. That’s one big wave comin’ in.
No more excuses
No more excuses, I’ve had it!
I’m sexy and I know it!
I’m singin’ in the brine,
just singin’ in the brine,
what a glorious day for singin’ in the brine!
Oh, yes! I am the best!
Hrummph, Well, I never!!!
Hrumph! Well, I never!!
Well EXCUSE me!
And this ladies is how you “strut your stuff!”
O-o-o-oh! Hear that rhythm? I just gotta dance!
What’s going on up there?
Whoa! That’s one big wave!
What eclipse?
O-o-o-h! Listen to that rhythm! I just gotta dance!
Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up
Hey, get that drone outta here.
Oooh, this water is cold!
Oooooh, I’m so fine. I can’t stand it.
I strut right by with my beak in the air
Oh no! I think I peed a little!
I feel maaaarvelous!
I feel good like a ballerina should!
I saved the last dance for you.
Pretty birdie, strutting down the beach.
Pretty birdie, the kind I’d like to reach.
Pretty birdie…
I can’t believe that this is true…
No bird can look as good as you…
Mercy!
Could I have this dance?
I do so want to be an irish dancer, but I have horrible posture…
Whoa, that water is COLD!!!!!
If you’ve got it, flaunt it
Catch a wave!
Watch me dance!
I should have paid attention to that tsunami warning.
Ya know I got!
Hurry, Snap your picture…I’ve gotta go!
I never signed up to be surfin’.
Eat your hearts out ladies!
Look at me I can dance. Can you other guys do this.
I’m going to get on TV, and get on that talent show.
Hey, all you chicks–check this out!
Cindy Crawford’s got nothing on me!
Hey girls! Come dance with me so we can mate and have babies.”
Oh man, I gotta pee!
Hold my beer and watch this!
Hurricane? What Hurricane?
Just look at that surf? It’s to die for!
Just strutting my “stuff”!
Me and my Shadow, strutting down the Avenue
I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
Just practicing my ballet moves!
Anyone want to Tango?
Oooh, that water is cold!
Dance to the tunes of the waves
come and dance with me
Puttin’ on the Ritz.
Hey a little help here.
Who wants to tango!
“Next time you come on my beach, I won’t be so easy on ya!”
Bring it on Irma! I’m ready.
“Surf’s up!!”
My red carpet walk must be perfect.
“Walkin’ on sticks”….
“Puttin’ on the ritz!”
“Walkin’ on sticks”….
“Puttin’ on the ritz!”
“Walkin’ on sticks”…
“Puttin’ on the ritz!”
Finally, I made Runway Week!
Hey, I can see the space station!!
Dance like nobody’s watching!
And next we have Ms. Willet, sporting the latest style of feathered mini-skirts, to reveal her matching leggings, which are two sizes too small..
One,two, cha,cha,cha.
Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, put your left foot in and shake it all about…….
Sure hope the chicks notice my “BUFF” beach bod
“ah-yut-tut-chut-tut, and all that jazz!”
Fall is in the air. Enjoy your last beach walk
I look good and I know it!!
I’m about to wee-wee down both legs!
Quick, shoot, this is my best side!
I feel marvelous!!
One..two..Cha-cha-cha
HA!! Eat your heart out Michael Flatley, you may be Lord of the Dance, but I am King of the Riverdance!
‘Hey, big boy, why don’t you come up and see me sometime?’
“Do -wah diddy-diddy dum diddy-do
I have the best looking legs on this whole beach…and I know it!
‘Hey, big boy, why don’t you come up and see me sometime’.
“You can’t see them but I’m wearing ballet shoes; really I am. Thank you very much.”
I’m too sexy for this beach, too sexy for this beach so sexy yeah!!!
One, two, cha, cha, ooh!
I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille.
“Maestro…..Please!”
Bring it on “IRMA!!”
Zipp-a-dee-doo-da -zipp-a-dee-yay
These hurricanes are killing my vibe
Eat your heart out, Mr Hammer. This is what can’t be touched.
These hurricanes are killin’ my vibe. Be cool, Mother Nature.
“Put your left foot in….”
No kiddin’ mom, I REALLY have to go!!
Dancing With the Stars, here I come!
I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
I know….. I trained at Julliard!!
I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty!
It’s good to keep one eye on the sky!
Dancing with the Starfish!
thank god thay can’t see my big feet!!
Wait for it………wait for it…..RUN!
If I was you, I’d be jealous of me too.
“NO WAY!”
All I want to do is dance!!!
UH-OH I think that is what they call a tsunami!!
I’m too sexy for the surf!
Just twisting the day away!
I AM da bird!
Who says it takes two to Tango!
Heeeere I am!! I’m coming! Woo hoo!
Wait! WAIT! I’ve got to go potty!!
Anybody looking? I gotta pee.
I’m winging this, but really it’s a shore thing!
Looks like it’s going to be a beautiful day!
I’m, so bad, I’m so bad…..
I’m so bad….I’m so bad.
“Well, hello honey. Are you talking to me?”
Oh figures…I just had my feathers done at the salon!
Which way did he go, officer? He was BIG!
Twister, anyone?
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s bird-no time to talk. Stayin’ Alive….
“Billie Jean is not my lover”
I sure wish I had not worn my new shoes !
I sure wish I had not worn my new shoes!
Wow, didn’t see that wave coming!
John Travolta has nothing on me!
“I like to wave as I walk on by”
Watch this move! I studied at the Royal Sandpiper Theatre!
Lookin’ good and good lookin’.
Sorry! This dance is spoken for.
‘…and a one, and a two, and turn, step, kick’
“I”m FABULOUS!”
Ballet, anyone?
Plie´, please.
Huh. Hurricane Irma doesn’t scare me!
Hey, I’m walking here!
Hey, Baywatch Babes, you have nothing on me. I own this beach!
“I’m just tiptoeing through the tidepools” -Submitted by Joseph Heins -Forest,VA
I know…….I studied at Julliard!
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life.
I refuse to believe summer is ending!
I’ll show you I can swin!
I’ll show you I can swim!
Strike a pose! VOGUE!
Oh my that wave looks pretty big, I sure hope it’s not another one of those hurricanes !
Hell-o World!!!! Here I am!
Why Yes darling I do winter in the “palms” its far too cold in the “Hamptons”!
One..two..Cha Cha cha
Come Get With THIS!
EAT YOR HEART OUT TRAVOLTA!!!!!
Struttin my stuff!
Look here, I am strutting my stuff!
“Puttin On the Ritz”
“Man, I make this look GOOD”
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…!
Is my tutu just “tu” revealing?
C’mon Vogue – Strike the Pose!
Puttin’ On The Ritz!
Step, step, turn, step, shuffle, spin…no applause necessary.
Hey, look at me! I’m wild and free!
Oh, I always wait too long! Maybe no one will notice if I just stand here until the tide rolls in and gets me wet!
Did you capture my best side?
May I have this dance, my Lady?
I’m a willet!! I don’t do the chicken dance.
Am I in the eye of the hurricane?
I’m…too sexy for my shirt….
I certainly did not!
Just give me your surf board kid and I’ll show you how to ride the next hurricane!!!
“Look how pretty I am.”
I’m sexy and I know it!!
“…I feel pretty, oh so pretty..”
” I’ve got the moves like Jagger!”
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
I’d finish this pirouette if my feet weren’t stuck!
Good one!
I’m so bad…..I’m so bad…..
I’m not listening to you.
Is this fifth position?
I’m dancin’. Where’s the music?
Anna Pavlova step aside–I’m the swan princess.
Don’t threaten me wave or I’ll report you to the National Park Service.
Is the audience coming by boat? I think they’re late.
Beat one, step, beat two, step…
Why aren’t you looking at me?
I’m the king of this beach!
Fred Astaire has nothing on me!
Hey, You’all, what do you think of my new summer swimsuit for 2018?
I “Could Have Missed the Dance.”
(as recorded by Garth Brooks)
1..2..3.. Point, 1..2..3.. Twirl.
Baryshnikov taught me this move!
I’m bringing sexy back.
Hit it: 5, 6, 7 8! And you thought Carol Burnett had long legs!
And you thought Carol Burnett had long legs!
Eat your heart out Swan Lake!
OMG! Look at the size of the next wave!
“Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.”
You don’t say!!
Well, You don’t say!!
doesn’t anyone want to dance?
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty!”
KathySue Roberts
I’m practicing for Dancing With the Stars.
Man this water is cold !!!!
Hey, were is everyone!!! It’s gorgeous out here.
No Hurricane is going to chase me away!!
(Singing) I’m…….too sexy for my wings…….too sexy for my tail…….too SEX-AAAAA…..
“How’d I look?”
“76 trombones led the big parade”
“I’m too sexy for my beak!”
“Hmmmm, do I have time for a quick dip or should I tinkle first?”
“Hmmmm, do I have time for a quick dip or should I tinkle first? “
You don’t scare me!
Hey! Is this pose OK for the magazine cover?
(In Michael Jackson’s singing voice)
“Who’s bad? I’m bad!
Wooooo-ooooo”
Lost my balance when I was going to “EXIT–Stage RIGHT!!”
OK Sports Illustrated, I’m ready for my shoot
Look at me I’m SANDY B
“Look at me! I’m SANDY B!”
“Look at me, I’m SANDY B!”
When you’ve got it, flaunt it baby!!!
What do you think of my swan lake dance?
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!
Everyone wants to be me!
Well ! LA DEE DAH!
Quick..quick. Where’s the closest restroom.
*Well you can tell by the way I walk, I’m a woman’s man. No time to talk..*
Hey…..does this make my butt look big?
Bob Fosse, eat your heart out!!
“I’m so pretty, I’m so pretty and gay”!
Oh, dear me! I think it’s going to rain.
I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty . . .
Oh look! A bird!
“Please allow this Danseur to show you the proper way to Promenade!”
Are you there, God? It’s me, Willet.
As a matter of fact, I DO own this beach!
WOW! Looks pretty rough out there today.
Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-ay … .my oh my what a beautiful day!
Work It Girl!!!!!!
Wait, let me give you my good side!
You WILL NOT rain on my parade!
Ladies, walk this way!
Well u can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a women’s man: no time to talk
What’s up, Mr. Wave? I dare you to try and knock me off my tiptoes!
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man. No time to talk.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Hey, quick, this is my best side. Now maybe I will make it into Birds and Blooms Magazine!
Sorry pal, I don’t sign autographs.
“Get down Get funky”
“Watch me whip, watch me nah- nah”
Fred and Ginger got nothing on me.
I can’t hold it any longer!
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out…!
You can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man no time to talk.
Ah Ah Ah Ah staying alive
Staying alive
Sunshine on my Shoulders !!
Who needs the Swan Lake ballet?
You don’t say!
Dancing with the Starfish. One, two, char, char, char….
I’m walking in sunshine, wo ow, I’m walking in sunshine and I’m startin’ to feel good!!
INCOMING!! TAKE COVER!!!
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I,m da man
“Yes, I am auditioning for Dancing with the Stars!”
That Hooky Pooky messes me up every time!
I know the bathroom’s around here somewhere!
I know the bathroom’s around here somewhere!
Ah… Tai Chi
By The Sea
What a wonderful way to start the day.
Isn’t it good to be me!!
Wow! Look at all the fish these waves are bringing in. It’s an all you can eat buffet!
“Truckin’ like a doo dah man”
Hey, “do you see me now”?
It’s so good being me!
She told me to “Walk this way!”
“You know I’m bad I’m bad, you know it!!”
I’m ready for my close up Mr. DeMille
I’m ready for my close up Mr. DeMillie
I could have danced all night… and day.
I’m practicing for my ballet lessons.
I’m practicing for my role in the Nutcracker “Dance of the Flowers”. Well, I AM a flower, aren’t I?
Oh that’s the eclipse….I thought it would have been darker!!
Work it, work it. Yup, I own it!
I think I’m going to boogie on down
Who does he think he is?
I’m sexy and I know it!
Wonderful, marvelous summertime!
I’m the prima ballerina in “Swan Ocean”……
I’m too sexy for a bird”
Start the music!
Darling, I love what you’ve done with these shells!
OH, I’m soo pretty!
“Please hold your applause until you see my version of Swan Lake.”
I am a Dancer by heart and the seashore is my stage. Watch me dance dream and discover Joy!
Goodday Mates!
EVERYONE wants to be me!
So you think YOU can dance!
I knew Exercise would trip me up !
“Okay Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close up”
I’m workin it!
Does this make me look fat?
Whoa! Did you see that?
This Spa waits for me, and only me.
Pardom me Madam, Your bath water is not quite ready!
Welcome to the Ocean Spa, may we suggest a seaweed wrap!
I’m so pretty,I’m so pretty I could cry. Oh yes , Did I tell you ? I’m so pretty!
I just shaved my legs!
Micheal Jackson impersonator
STRIKE UP THE BAND !
Don’t come near me or my stylist with those faux feathers!
”Hey,girls! Lookie here! I’m your man! Well,actually, i’m a willet. But never mind that now!
I said Good day!
I am pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!
I’m singing in the waves, just singing in the waves!
Oh look, it’s a bird, no it’s a plane, no it’s………..