photo credit: Bonnie West (B&B reader)Bonnie West of Camlachie, Ontario, says hundreds of migrating blue jays stop in her backyard every spring for a bite to eat. What do you think the attendees of this gathering are saying? Leave a comment below with your funniest caption and we’ll publish one of our favorites in the next issue.
John in Courtice says
Come on gang let’s win the World Series
PAMELA GORDON says
We are sorry but this stump hold just so many!!
Find your own stump!!
Paula Papa says
We should have come earlier, we will never get a table during this time of day.
Candy Scott says
Happiness is a close knit family, at another tree stump.
Kasey Aubin says
I’m stumped on how we resolve this issue guys
Linda Howell says
Ok guys! No girls are allowed on our stump!
Kasey Aubin says
We are going to discuss this issue until we are blue in the face.
Marjorie Lane-Smith says
“Move over, King Arthur! This is a REAL Round Table!!”
Marjorie Lane-Smith says
“Look, King Arthur!! This is a Real Round Table!!”
Richard Waszak says
One stump, you reserved one stump?
Vanessa Lazar says
Haha, that’s great!
Lisa Carman says
Hope you win. I love it! LMAO…
Craig Paetz says
Ok settle down now, the Orioles are ahead 10 to 7 it is the bottom of the 9th come on Blue Jays, we can do this.
Melissa Hess says
OK we are all stumped! Anyone down there have any idea’s?
Melissa Hess says
OK we are all stumped! Anyone down there have an idea ?
Amber Murphy says
I can’t believe we got front row seats to the Backyard Boys! Jay on the right is my favorite!
Sandi o says
Blues festival 2018
Cindy Hill says
I think you have the winner Sandi. I also like Richard Waszak’s as well.
Bob says
Now, you’re sure it was Elvis?
Marji says
I told you we should have made a reservation!
Wanda Nelson says
A quorum is presant. I call this meeting to order!
Linda M Allen says
kings of the castle!
Barbara Kerns says
Canada? CANADA?! How did we get to Canada?! I’m not following you any more! Now, how do we get back?
Gari says
Let’s head on down to Texas. There is a guy there who keeps the feeder full and has a Bluejay bath station
Tom Gerken says
I saw it too, it HAD to be a UPO!
Timothy Shaver says
“Hey guys, this gives a new meaning to tree rings!”
sally steinke says
we can hardly wait until we are old enough to be at the adult table.
Johan Lyssand says
Guys, guys, guys,…… dessert is going to be so good!
Bart Elliott says
Fellowship of the Wing
Neva Bogner says
We hereby call this meeting to order!
tim says
where is george. every year we lose george. has anyone seen george.
Judy Minshall-Mulhauser says
Quick go tell Lassie Timmy fell down the well!
john schramm says
this migration thing has me stumped
Kristen Rahn says
I would like to call this meeting to order.
Darnelle Knowlton says
Impeachment-aye or nay? the Ayes have it!
Wanda Rogers says
Let’s keep politics out of our contests.
Sylvia Anderson says
I just heard the Board is having an unplanned meeting upstairs
Kathy Crenshaw says
Siri said fly north but I know it should be south.
Kathy Crenshaw says
Siri said to “fly north” but I know it should be south. Can’t always trust a GPS.
Terence Davis says
We need to put a stop on these closed meetings.
Lynda says
ORDER IN THE COURT,
Let this meeting come to order!
Kathy Linsenmeyer says
They’ll never believe we pecked down this tree!!
Mary carter says
OK girls shall we let them in on the secret?
Peggy Connors says
When are these guys going to be done at this table? We had an 8 am reservation!
Donald Paczynski says
Looks like everyone got the memo about wearing blue today!
Taylor Newman says
Bros before crows!
Tom Mosher says
Bluebirds called to order “yada-yada-yada”
Kimberly Yankie says
Okay everyone, listen up, “I know the fastest way south, so follow me”.
Chuck Tedeschi says
Blue Jay Way!
Melody Montminy says
Yes
Diane Witteman says
Feathered Friends Picnic!
Sue Gardner says
Roses are red and Jays are blue
Sugar is white but you are true
Jan says
I really like your comment. I’m in Texas and don’t see a whole lot of variety. But I love our backyard birds.
Mitzi Mills says
What do you say fellas,should we let them in our fraternity?
Beverly Earll says
We are gathered here to today to join this Jay to this blue jay in holy matrimony. If anyone can show just cause why they may not be joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
Beverly Earll says
winner winner, chicken dinner!
Rich says
Triple J not triple D.
Melanie Files says
Ok, the GPS says to turn right at the tree stump.
Ginger Clardy says
I now call this meeting to order. Now where’d I put my gavel?
Ginger Clardy says
Hail, hail, the gang’s all here.
Sara says
Who’s blue?
Judy Juul says
Hey, did you guys hear what Trump had to say today??
cj says
Trump speech? No – It’s my stump speech. get off my stump. who is trump?
Kathy D says
Both funny!
Elaine Lombardi says
This meetings for the “Birds”
Jane McMullen says
Jayson, we believe you are the Jayr of this meeting!
Marie Reed says
“Hear ye, hear ye, gather round, we heard it thru the grapevine while flying downtown.”
Jeffrey Marsh says
Wow, this place is so popular it has a line around the trunk!
Vanessa Lazar says
Love it
Beth Miller says
Hurry! Sit down, teacher’s coming!!
William e. wade says
O.K. we got a quorum. Which one of you guys call this meeting?
Cathy Hendrick says
Maestro! The Blues section is overflowing with eager candidates!
Kathy Borst says
Glad you could make it to the family reunion!
Cindy says
Hear ye, hear ye… All those in favor of spring arriving early, say tweet.
Rhea Harris says
“A Robin, Mockingbird and Wren walk into a bar…”
Carolina Trude says
Why do the Toronto Blue Jays travel all the way to Dunedin, FL, for spring training? This place is awesome!
Cyndi Snokhous says
Looks like they overbooked the Convention!
Bob Magee says
We’re stumped! We need to come up with something before those birdbrains down there get flighty.
Jay, you’ve been pretty quiet over there; what do you think?
Patti Edwards says
I call, and raise you 2 peanuts!
Charles Crow says
Just once, I would like to be invited to the Round Table with Arthur!
(spoken by a bird on the ground)
Kate Renter says
Ok, who’s in charge of bringing the suet?
Jeanne Licausi says
I now call Thisbe meeting of acorn eaters anonymous to order!
Jeanne Licausi says
Sorry that should have been “this meeting”
Jeanne Licausi says
But the rest of the tree was here yesterday!
Marlene Ann Markwitz says
We’re going to need a bigger stump!
Marlene Ann Markwitz says
Amazing photo!
Mark Levering says
All in favor of a bigger meeting stump, say Aye!
Sandra Haynes says
“Aren’t you guys glad I talked you into layiing over at my old ‘stumping’ ground? Plush, huh?”
Karen Murray says
Now listen up, this is our territory see! You know what to do if there are any intruders!
Athena Schaffer says
I love these family reunions!
Norma Wolff says
It looks like was have a nice turn out for our class reunion this year.
Norma Wolff says
It looks like we have a nice turn out for our class reunion this year.
Cheryl Stevens says
They say we need to change the password
John Troy says
Birds of a feather feast together.
Judy Hatch says
Alright, one at a time, one at a time!
Mary Moen says
Help! I’m stumped!
Mary Moen says
What does waiting for moderation mean?
Nancy Carls says
Who here has heard where the best sunflower seed is this year? I say we move there!
Laura Graham says
Blue Jays “on the stump”!
Peggie Shore says
Alright you guys! It’s OUR turn now!
or.. Alright you pigs. Get down! It’s OUR turn now!
or “looks like a bunch of backyard gossips to me.”
Peggie Shore says
Think I already submitted these but here goes:
Alright you guys. It’s OUR turn now.
or Alright you pigs. It’s OUR Turn now.
or Looks like a buncha backyard gossips to me
Chris Cone says
Well, I’m stumped. Let’s move on.
Dan Fouts says
I think we’re stumped!
Robin Grove says
OK, it’s time to elect which one will be naked as a J bird.
Robin Grove says
Okay, it’s time to elect which one will be naked as a J Bird.
Merilyn Nutting says
Hey, where’s Charlie, he’s always late!!!!
Gail Widell says
Group hug, group hug, come everyone.
Pam's Cell says
Cute, like it.
Marissa Smith says
Hey! Isn’t there supposed to be a line somewhere!
Robert Cunningham says
Politicians! They all want to make a stump speech, but nobody listens.
SALLY MONTAGNE says
THERE’S A MEETING HERE TONIGHT.
Sylvia Clabaugh says
Alright, who’s the wise guy that invited them to our private meeting?
Teresa Holmes says
Birds of a feather……
Debbie says
Singing the blues
Sharlene R says
How was your flight? Ours was smooth flying!
Carol Johnson says
Did you hear? The Blues Brothers are in town.
Dave Bush says
The Senate will come into session!
LORETTA MASON says
DO WE KNOW WHO WON YET!!!!!
Delores A Stone says
Settled. We meet back here as scheduled.
Board meeting adjourned.
Charles says
We must impeach trump!
Lorraine Hinton says
Wanna go to DC and talk to Trump?
Janet Bissell says
This is one of those spinning rides, right guys?
Melisa Dotson says
We booked this room weeks ago, can you finish your meeting elsewhere?
Barb Liberti says
Is this a council meetinb or a gab fest?
Sandra Plopper says
I nominate the guy in the blue coat.
Margaret Riley says
Don’t tell the ones below that we are lost!
Mary Ann Shelton says
Well it happens every time we are late the best seats are already taken.
Mary Ann Shelton says
Every time when we have to stop for bird seed the best seats are already taken.
nadeen pilotte says
so I said to fred, “I heard about this quiet little get away stump”. (sigh) I guess he told a few friends.
Tammy Schumacher says
I like it!
karen zoll says
i guess you’re all wondering why i called this meeting.
Edward Leicester says
See honey, I told you we should call ahead. Look at the line waiting to get to that stump.
Vanessa Lazar says
Love it
Monika Korallus says
Hey which one of those girls down there will you pick to build your nest
cj says
Stump Speech
Emilie Fallows says
Alright, men. We’re going to play this game and we’re going to play it right. Away, to the bird feeder!
Walt Lockard says
Aren’t we were supposed to use a telephone booth for this prank?
Larry Sears says
We have room for one more board member. Who shall it be?
Carlene Bottrall says
Meeting of the bird brains.
Sheila says
The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing
You should’ve heard them knocked-out jaybirds sing
Let’s rock everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Jaybirds Rock
Connie says
Good one.
Renee Velzka says
Ok, listen up. I need ideas on how to get rid of that hawk!
Doris Gratz says
Where to from here?
Sally Tieskoetter says
Hey Jay…any room up there for us?
Heather says
Duck duck jay!
Heather says
Alright so who ate the peanut?
Kathi Hoffman says
CAPTION: “Which of you bird brains dropped the GPS?!?!?”
Michael Spreng says
Come on guys, hurry up. I really have to go!
Brenda Evans says
I told you not to tell Johnny!
Ed Judisch says
Which way to Toronto?
John Martin says
The fountain of blueth
Jean Holtmann says
I told you it would too crowded the week of Spring Break!
Mary Selbig says
I’m telling you, I’m INNOCENT! I did not JAYWALK!
Mary Selbig says
I’m telling you, i’m INNOCENT! I did not JAYWALK!!!
Martha Vanden Boogart says
Meeting come to order.
Due to equal equality, we are forced to find a larger stump for our meetings, so every one attending can be seated, and express their opinions. Also, we should not schedule our meetings so early when the worms are still out. Everyone in favor, flap your right wing.
Martha Vanden Boogart says
At this meeting we will discuss finding a larger stump, so all attending can have equal opportunity to express their opinions. All in favor , raise your right wing.
Marilyn Zmoda says
“Nobody eats here anymore–it’s too crowded”
Diane Quiett says
“Hi everyone! Looks like we’re all here for the Blue Plate Special!”
Nancy Hunsaker says
Looks like the early bird gets the good seats
Howard W says
what a menaJAYrie!
Sally Hudak says
Jerry stop eating all of our worms!
Rosalyn Woolley says
Singing the blues
Sherry C. says
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Robert W French says
QUIET! Court will come to order! Any more outbursts and I will clear the stump!
Robert W French says
We are the guardians of the realm! The Knights of the Round Stump!
Robert W French says
If we don’t make a decision by midnight, it’s going to cost the taxpayers alot of money!
Sara Adams says
Maybe we should make a reservation next time!
Sara Adams says
You know we are going to need to tip 18% because we are over a party of 6 or more…
Cynthia Dencklau says
This is the round stump for the blues.
Amy Dwyer says
Yo, dudes..looks like the High Council has made a decision!
Janice Nelson says
Meet me at the water cooler. I’ve got some juicy gossip.
Daniel J Spokas says
I told you we needed the big oak stump not the small pine so everyone could be together for the convention.
John Wactor says
I know Jay called this meeting but his reason has me stumped
Jeanine Bevan says
Doesn’t get any better than this.
Karen Larsen says
Hey guys, just and FYI: the food here is amazing!!
Karen Larsen says
Hey guys, just an FYI: the food here is amazing!!
Karen Larsen says
Disregard the first comment with the typo, please and use this one.
Hey guys, just an FYI: the food here is amazing!!
Craig Paetz says
Ok, settle down now. The Orioles are ahead 10 to 7 it is the bottom of the ninth. Come on Blue Jays, we can do this.
Robert says
For orderly service PLEASE take a number.
Misty says
Hey!!! Why do we always get kicked off the stump?!?
Ron Martin says
Has anyone seen Lancelot?
Amy Long says
Members of the Blue Jay “caw-cus” were stumped during deliberations.
Jane Calkins says
Hope they don’t make a law saying the rest of us can’t be here.
Jane Calkins says
Don’t say the rest of us can’t be here.
Roy Beaird says
I wonder who called this meeting?
Terry Nix says
We’ve gotta stop meeting this way, word is getting around!
Charlene Cooper says
Over heard at the “Jay Reunion”, I knew those out-cast family members would show up at the reunion for a free meal!
Daphne Susanna Swint says
Hey, who ordered the extra large order of meal worms…was it you Larry?
Amber Murphy says
This Is the longest filibuster I have ever seen!
Ron Pries says says
O.K. I said I WAS HERE FIRST
Ron Pries says says
WHERE’s waldo
Gayle L. Turowski says
Late comers will not be admitted to this important meeting!
Steve Turowski says
Come-on……everyone move along. There’s nothin’ to see here!!
Gayle L. Turowski says
Late comers will not be admitted to this important meeting
Buddy Parham says
O.K. folks let’s get this meeting under way, I’ve
got other places to go.
D.M. Meredith says
Who has the agenda?
Beryl Laws says
It’s that couple down there on the right!
Billie Ann Boeche says
The kids table is getting ridiculous!!!
mimi cahill says
Blue; blue, blue, blue heaven!
Nikki Noffsinger says
Online dating is such a drag
Barb B. says
Welcome brothers of the flock. The following changes have been made to your flight itinerary…….
Patricia LaChance says
” I told you we should have stopped at 2 !! “
Patricia LaChance says
” Ok, guys, so this is how it’s gonna go down”
Allen Fistolera says
I don’t know guys. I’m stumped.
Paula C. says
Did you hear the one about the cardinal…
Adonna Puckett says
Congress only wishes they could get together like us!!
Beverly says
Yeah, you’re right. Mabel next door must be diet. The food over there is terrible!
Cheresh Prater says
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called life
Dorrie says
We need to make reservations next year for a bigger convention center!!!!
Sharon Schmidt says
Remember, no matter what they say, we are the original Toronto Blue Jays.
Sandy LeTexier says
“All for one, and one for all!”
Lynn Gibson says
“Who are we going to harass today guys?”
patty davenport says
Order I say! Order!
Mike McDonald says
Come here often? Or You look familiar have we meet before?
Taylor Newman says
Bros before crows!
JOHN J ADAMS says
Darn, I never guessed she could throw her garter that far!
Betty Bott says
Chirpee, Chirps, Today we are gathered a this round table stump to decide which birds fly North and which birds fly south
catt napp says
Do you think the Farmer’s Almanac will be correct again this year.
John McKern says
Which one of you guys is going to Walla Walla?
He has been around our bird feeders for a month now.
marie vanhuis says
Wheres the Peanuts
Jim Peterson says
Where did you get your outfit?
Carolyn Spivey says
Hey, does anyone know why we are gathered here?
Catherine Collins says
Buzzzzzzzz. Hey the buzzer just went off, it’s our turn up there.
Helen Bennett says
White house lunch room:
So,… who do you think will be fired next?
Carol Stocker says
This meeting of the Blue Jays 2nd airbourne in session. first on the agenda, is a new board room guys…we are out of room!
Bonnie Zutz says
Hey-stop pushing. Get in line.
Sue Davis says
Oh Come All Ye Faithful!
Peg says
You/’re Jay? No, I’m Jay! Wait, he said he’s Jay! Jay!? Where’s Jay? Who’s got Jay??? Wait! You’re Jay? No, you’re not Jay, I’m Jay!
Edith Johnson says
OK now who is going to stump for this election?
Debbie Carmon says
Brothers and sisters we have been coming here to this backyard for years so when is she going to plant a new tree and kick in for some bluejay Bird houses.
Dore Smith says
I guess all of you are wondering why I called this meeting.
Julie Mann says
Wow! This restaurant is packed!
Sarah Mann says
The declaration of birds is complete. All in favor say Tweet!
Liz Rutledge says
You said you were inviting a few friends to your party…..that’s it….you’re grounded!
denise bartolac says
Welcome to the first anti-bullying support group meeting
Ginger Taylor says
You’ve got to be kidding me!!!! Did you see her new feathers? Natural? I don’t think so.
ShaunieL says
The more bird brains – the better!
Nancy E Compton says
I’m sure you are all wondering why I called you here.
Vanessa Lazar says
I knew we should have gone left at New Hampshire! Who brought the map? I have no service here!
Kim Hernandez says
Meeting of the minds or Comunicating something Our Congress can’t seem to do
Kimberly B says
I am stumped at how our Blues Band keeps growing!
Lorri Anne Barnett says
This meeting will now come to order.
mike arena says
I was born in this tree.
Robert E. May says
I swear, guys, I called for reservations!”
Andrew sinclair says
I think we should have reserved a few more tables. It’s packed tonight!
Marvin says
Disney World was great!
Joyce Colabufo says
The Toronto Blue Jays reporting for Spring Training!
Kate Dolan says
And what’s SO wrong about showing up in a KC Royals Shirt?
Kate Dolan says
And what’s SO WRONG about showing up in a KC ROYAL’S shirt??? Hmmmm???????
Janet Hess says
Where do we Meet Tomorrow?
Cheryl Glisson says
So what’s the vote? Do we let these guys in our club?
Sylvia Marie Anderson says
I heard there were oatmeal/raisin cookies in here.
Glen Kanagy says
This isn’t a smorgasbord!
Ruth E. Barker says
Still stumped on Trump.
Opal Conway says
Oh let’s try to get along.
Josephine Pape says
What happened to the buffet?
Mayra & Noa Cruz says
We Finally Got the Hawk, let Him try to get out of
THIS!!!
Susan Shifflett says
No RSVP… No table…
TD says
The salesman said “I” would be the only one in a blue tuxedo.
Gene Z says
Just like congress,
“What we have here is a failure to communicate”
Heidi Jung says
“I told you we should have made a reservation!”
Sharon Frausto says
“Food is good; we’ll have to come back next year”
Joyce says
Anybody seen the cat?
Sara May says
Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya…
Barry L says
Did you hear that the Eagles finally won the Super Bowl!!!
Jim Godshall says
So ,what make of automobile do we target this year?
Deb Welch-Buchanan says
“Birds of a Feather”
Deb Welch-Buchanan says
https://www.facebook.com/deb.welchbuchanan
Susan Tafe says
WELCOME FRIENDS! Classmates.com has nothing over us…
Sandra Chadwick says
All those in favor of our new motto, “Blue jays of a feather stick together,” tweet “aye.”
Dave Crow says
Where’s the drive thru?
Diane F. Raines says
“Hey, did anybirdy see where they hid the ladder?”
Ray Harwood says
Under the I 19
Laurie says
It’s not just the language, it’s the grammar!
Carol Poindexter says
We’re stumped, but don’t let on to the rest of the flock
Susan Collison says
I am stumped by the fact that we all wore the same thing…
Robert says
Bonnie shook her head in frustration at her Amazon Echo. “Alexa, you idiot!”, she barked. My order was for nine pairs of blue *jeans*!”
Daryl K Wilson says
Ok everyone!!!
Let’s decide, should we try something different or have our usual here at The Stump Diner!!!
Ursula McSweeney says
Blue is the color for the backyard boys
Patricia Robinson says
OK Guys, it’s third and goal and we got this. Break on blue.
David Livengood says
Do we have a quorum?
Connie Baumann says
Frank please, it is time to talk about not having any more kids.
Virginia Brown says
Stump camp meeting and
dinner on the grounds
Virginia Brown says
” We are having a stump camp meeting with
dinner on the grounds”
Clem Hockstein says
What’s the meeting about?
Dunno…I’m stumped.
Georgei says
OK! . on three… everybody sing !!!
Diane F. Raines says
“Hey, did anybirdy see where they hid the ladder?’
Georgei says
K enough of the nuts, someone find an Apple to get us back faster
John Blank says
Is everyone ready? Jay, Jay Junior, Big Blue, B.J.? C’mon, lets get started.
Virginia Cordy says
I thought you said there would be enough room for all of us.
Virginia Cordy says
You said there would be room enough for all of us.
lawrence says
I said Toronto (baseball) was in a slump, not a stump!
Sarah Clark says
I really like this place but it gets so crowded during Happy Hour!
Janet Snyder says
Look, Dear, you said you wanted me to invite your family for Easter. How did I know they would invite their friends?!
Lori says
Let’s belly up to the bar!
Taylor Hernandez says
Hello and welcome to the spring stump blue jay convention!
Ken newman says
Okay,Blue Lives Matter
Let’s take a vote
Linda McDonald says
Finally, we have a quorum! Let’s discuss our flight plan.
Richard Flanagan says
HEY MOVE OVER!!!
Bernie says
Fun meeting at the common for a mealy breakfast!
Cindy Hill says
Blue Jay Nation, 2018 Annual Meeting
Sue says
HEY! Don’t crowd me!
Dave Hallerberg says
All Right, All together now…….
ah one, ah two, ah three………
“Am I blue, Hey you are tooo!
Tina says
We need a bigger table
Wanda Rodgers says
It’s March madness. The bracket is full of. Get your game on!
Kathy Wilkinson says
Hey……hey! I said take a number!
Ted Brand says
I told you we should have made reservations!
Barry D Lee says
Where is Barrys house?
Donna Scoglio says
I told you we needed reservations!
Ruth Tyler says
Ok, listen up, we’ve got a long way to go so everybody eat it up !
Ruth Tyler says
Ok, listen up. We’ve got a long way to go so everyone eat up!
Michael Olson says
Welcome all to the 1st Annual Backyard Blues Festival.
D Neff says
Alright gang, we need to keep trying if we want to get into the Guiness World Book of Records for the most Blue Jays on a stump. And then we can try for America’s Got Talent. WE can beat that piano playing chicken.
Barbara Carden says
“Thank you for your patience, Ladies and Gentlemen. The second seating will commence shortly.”
Jerry Johns says
“I nominate Howard.”
Arlene Derrick says
Smorgasbord.today 12:00 to 1:00 P.M. Come join us.
Cindy D'Ortona says
Ok, who has the map showing where all those hidden peanuts are?
Carolyn Grande says
Attention! We now have a quorum. Let’s eat!
Jim Steverson says
They’re talking about us, aren’t they?
Dee Williams says
OK Guys, are we ready for a vote?
Dee Williams says
OK all you bluecoats, are we ready for a vote?
Rebecca Long says
I call this meeting to order! Roll call please.
Carl A. Pinto, Sr says
Hey, hey! Listen up…if Hitchcock sees us dressed like this, our “Birds” contract is over!
sheryl roe says
Ok, so did y’all hear about that robin down the way????
Randy Pederson says
Humans say we all look the same but fortunately we all have different facial markings just like no two snowflakes are the same.
Lin Miller says
Okay, who brought the dice?
Gary Sonnenberg says
One of the two jays in the back at the right: Clown car? Not sure they’re clear on the concept.
Michele Chandler says
We’ve simply GOT to find a bigger venue for next year’s family reunion!
John Englert says
“Bet you are glad we made early reservations!”
Mary Lou Wilson says
The Blue Party gets all of the votes! Yea!
Richard De Freeuw says
Two’s company. . . twenty’s a crowd
KATHRYN SUE MOSELY says
I can’t believe this woman makes our favorite meal, year after year, at the same time ! Must be ESP.
Kara Meggers says
Oh My!!! Did you hear Jayson went to the Cardinal side this morning!!!???
Dan O says
“And another thing, I heard Ethel was arrested yesterday for J-walking”
Roger Ellis says
Who’s going to give the next stump speech for our annual squawkus?
Patty Miller says
Friends and family. We are gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony.
Zelda Brown says
Good Ole’ Boys’ Club
Tom Gerken says
I saw it too, it HAD to be a UFO!
Gordon Gharis says
Wow, gang! This year’s annual Blues Fest sure has made a great turn out!
Roger Ellis says
Who’s going to give the next stump speech for our annual squawkus?
Brenda Lewis says
Ok, guys let’s hurry up and eat before the others get here.
Lorraine A. Stull says
Who invited all of the relatives?
Beana says
Flock this shit, I’m out.
Brenda Mckain says
We thought we were stumped there for a little bit but we were wrong.
John Halucha says
OK. All in favor of merging our flock with the College of Cardinals, squawk “AYE!”
Patricia Windley says
I didn’t want to say this in front of the others, but I think we’re lost!
Hannah Henry says
I see ladybird!!!!
Barbara Yerbury says
Guess who’s coming to dinner???
Odette Christensen says
I thought you said it was going to be a quiet dinner for two!
Nancy Smith says
Wadda mean? You forgot the GPS?!!
Barbara Beall says
You wanted a big family. Here it is!
Helen Sanders says
We are going to need a bigger round table.
Dottie says
Now that it looks like most of us are here, let us begin with a roll call.
buba says
Yes I do wed the
I do
Kathy Long says
Oh look, the gang’s all here!!
Jill says
Would I steer you wrong?
5 stars! Eat up, folks!
dan bundy says
hey guys lets go to macs they are serving sunflower seeds
Dale Bainter says
I suppose you wonder why I called this meeting.
Marybeth says
Our first meeting of bird feeder stalkers anonymous!
barbara hartnett says
And I’ll tell you, boys-she was such a looker!
Katie says
Today the backyard, tomorrow the world!
sherry burke says
It’s about time to invite the gals too!
sherry burke says
Where’s Waldo?
Marge Smoron says
Dont know about you guys but I’m stumped!
Myron Ammeter says
OK! We have a quorum so let’s start the meeting!
Or:
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what in the world do we have here, a convention?!?!
Jimmie Dean Parris says
“Hey Guys, can you keep a secret?”
Omar Bronstein says
Ha-Ha-Ha!!! Good one, Myron!
Roger A. Wanic says
Where are the peanuts? I don’t know, I’m stumped!
Tracy Southard says
Hi Jay! Hey Jay! How ya doing Jay! Did Jay come with ya Jay? Good to see ya Jay!
Jane Zeigler says
It’s unanimous, meet here same time next year.
Patsy Wheeler says
Looks like everybody has the same old “stumping ground”.
Patsy Wheeler says
Looks like everybody has the same old “stumping ground.”
Patsy Wheeler says
Love your magazine!
Glen Kanagy says
Where`s the BEEF!
Jimmie Dean Parris says
This meeting of the Jay’s is top secret, so stay cool!
Jimmie Dean Parris says
This meeting of the Blue Jay’s is top secret.
All in favor stay, all others fly away!
June K.Blake says
Discussing more than the weather
Mike Butenschoen says
What happened to the rest of tree?
Mike Butenschoen says
What happened to the rest of the tree?
Michelle says
Huddle up! We’re going to run Blue 52 on 3.
John Grimaldi says
Alright girls. Let’s not all talk at once.
Erin Filiatreau says
All of these meetings are making me blue.
Kathy Di Paolo says
Welcome to the Annual “Twins of a Feather” picnic.
Sara May says
Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya…
Kimberly K Biddle says
Meeting of the minds.
sally steinke says
We can hardly wait until we are old enough to set at the grown up table!!!
Lilly LaFleur says
All in favor say I… motion passed!
Fran Coyne says
“All Rise”
Order in the Court Yard
Elaine Ormond says
4th down, let’s just wing this one guys. Ready, break!
Brett R Ludden says
Calm down everyone! All flights have been grounded!
Brett R Ludden says
All in favor say Jay! Looks like it’s unanimous!
Steve Dean says
It’s called spunk water, guys. It cures your warts.
Joel Wegman says
Has anyone seen Jake? Not sure….what’s he look like?
Hope Miller says
So, when the music stops, if you’re not on a stump, you’re out. Got it?
Heather says
We’re stumped! There is no shaking the winter blues!
Elizabeth Olson says
I’d like to call to order the First Annual Blue Jay Soiree!!
Omar Bronstein says
I told you not to invite the WHOLE family!!!
Mark Bettis says
Anybody lose a blue feather?
Peggy Breneman says
So, who brought the cards?
Terry Nienhuis says
Who knows Robert’s Rules of Order?
Darla says
Blues brothers
Liz Turner says
I know you are all wondering why I called this meeting!
Texie Parkinson says
If we take Route 36 we can get there two days
early.
Nancy s Ashley says
I really don’t think it’s necessary to have another HOA meeting. The way our subdivision is growing, we are going to have to stop making so many silly rules.
Nancy s Ashley says
It was so bad about our neighbors losing their nest in that storm so everyone have your donated nesting materials at the nest site by 10 am tomorrow and be prepared to work until their new nest is completed.
JANET MCCAMMON says
Hey y’all. Great place for a blue plate special!
Susan Gray says
This place has good “Early Bird” specials.
Susan Gray says
Early Bird Specials
Susan Gray says
This place has good “Early Bird” specials
Donna Archambault says
Now we need to find away to impeach Donald Trump.
Julie says
I think Toronto is 150 miles northeast, as the crow flies.
Susan Gray says
no comment
Becky Meister says
All those in favor say Jay!
Jerry L. Bubolz says
“All those in favor of seeing the Toronto Blue Jays take on the Minnesota Twins raise your right wing.”
Jerry L. Bubolz says
“How many here are wondering if Jay Leno’s middle name is Blue?”
Lyn C says
Ok, who called this meeting?
Sylvia Anderson says
I just heard the Board is having an unplanned meeting. Do you know what that is about?
Marylyn Phillips says
Meeting is lasting longer than expected….Which guy should we send out for lunch?
Linda says
All those in favor say Aye, all opposed…
Cindy says
We are stumped, so let’s all come up with a solution together
Bonnie-Lee Shinn says
Hey up there can you speak up the rest of us down here cant hear you!
Kay says
I vote for the big guy!
J Mills says
Hey guys, give us a chance to see that view!
Martha ODell says
But mom said I was an only child! What did you say your name was?
Lisa Girl says
Alright, lets bring this meeting to order. Jay, if you could go over the minutes of the last meeting…….
Lawrence Farren says
Jay, go down to the shrub and cut right. Everyone else stay in and flock. On two, break.
Karen Bjork says
Look, the press is waiting, we’ve got to get off this stump and give them our decision.
martha mccardel says
Will someone please call this meeting to order !!!
Mary Henrecy says
OK, agreed? That’s our story and we are sticking to it!
Greg Pittner says
OK, Jay. Run a fly pattern. The defense looks disorganized.
Nancy McDowell says
What do mean you forgot the chips and dip!
Michelle Duffield says
Blue collar union meeting
Vicki Taylor says
Yummy. Free food samples…..just like Costco!!
Rob Howell says
Hear ye, hear ye. The Knights of the Round Table has now come to order!
Kathy Fritzges says
I think we all need some name tags for this meeting!
Carla Smith says
I told you we should have left early if we wanted parking!
D.Mckiney says
Gentlemen, I believe we have a quorum. Who has the agenda?
Linda Harris says
Next year we need to reserve a bigger stump for our annual reunion!
William Harris says
At next year’s reunion we need to have name tags!
Su Gustafson says
The convention topic? “Stumping in a blue (jay) state”
R. Gores says
Hey, wait your turn. Single file please!
R. Gores says
Hey, wait your turn.
R. Gores says
Hey, wait your turn! Single file please!
SALVATORE IERARDO says
Democratic convention 2016 please come to order !
Rachael says
Who wants to be Papa Smurf this time?
Earlene Davenport says
Where did you say that needle is?
Lisa Carter says
We all here? Where’s Jay?
Lisa Carter says
We all here? Where’s Jay?
Ellen G Greenspan says
Our annual Spring “How To Attract A Mate” conference will please come to order!
Victoria says
First order of business, new ways to torment the cat. Any suggestions?
Thomas O'Toole says
Ok! I’ll make the motion; we head north right after breakfast tomorrow! Do we have a second?
LuAnn Cadden says
I’m stumped as to why we’re all gathered here today.
Ruth Hattis says
Don’t you just love family reunion gossip?
Terry Bradbury says
She moved! And she took our peanuts!
Let’s break into groups and scan the area.
Report back at sunset.
Janet says
WAIT!— Just WAIT ONE minute!!
Phyllis says
I heard they are fighting over who is the best looking.
Phyllis says
They are fighting over who is the best looking.
Roy & Mary Ayrheart says
When we grow up we will be able to sit on the Elders Stump.
Wendy says
“Let’s have a house warming party”, she said. “It’ll be fun”, she said.
B.J. says
Are we all in agreement that our club jackets will be blue?
Kathy Castleberry says
Please bow your head for the prayer
Lisa Reynolds says
“Mom,look at all those blue cardinals” from Lucy age 9
Pam says
Okay, who was suppose to buy the map?
Pam says
Next stop, Executive washroom.
Connie says
I believe we have a quorum
Sandra Ennis says
Trump stump
We are gathered here today to go over are options on migration our life’s depend on trumps future decision‘s
Mary carter says
OK girls shall we let them in on the secret?
Jody Meizelis says
I don’t know, but I think they’re planning our next migration pattern.